August 30, 2008

Deck the Halls

Year: 2006
Genre: Comedy, Family
IMDb link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0790604/

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SubTitles: Deck.The.Halls[2006]DvDrip.AC3[Eng]-aXXo.srt
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Better here?



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Or better here?



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Better here?



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Or better here? You don't want to be blind

at Christmas, Mrs Ryor. Help me out.



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- l don't need glasses.

- You need binoculars.



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We're settling for glasses.



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- Better one?

- Glasses will make me look old.



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Try these.



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l look hot.



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- Evening, Father Bruce.

- Hello, Dr Finch.



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- Hello, Mrs Patterson.

- Hello, Dr Finch.



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- Dr Finch.

- Hello, Gustave, Gerta.



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l'd love to chat and so, but you know

how focused Gerta gets on our runs.



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You should maybe get that looked at.



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And start wearing some padding.



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Well, l'm sure

it's more fun your way, Arturo,



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but hang the decorations,

don'tjust chuck 'em up and hope they stick.



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- Hey, Steve.

- Mayor Young.



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- What do you think?

- Looking good.



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- Thank you.

- ls that an angel on top?



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lt should be,

but we couldn't find one big enough.



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But my wife has a doll collection,

so she lent us her Marilyn Monroe.



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Nice touch. lt looks good.

Don't go overboard with the lights, though.



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- We don't want to seem tacky.

- As you say. Winterfest is your baby.



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Have we got any big surprises this year?



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Come on, nobody keeps a secret

better than me. For instance...



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l know for a fact

that Sheriff Dave is a cross-dresser.



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l never told a soul.



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Until today.



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Hi, honey. l'm home.



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lt's the raw quail eggs, isn't it? lt's the texture,

right? The grainy, slimy, milky...



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- Can you taste the curry?

- Yeah. Yeah.



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Gee, l sure hope there's more ofthat.



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You are such a bad liar.



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l knew it was awful. lt's awful, right?



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- Yeah.

- Who wants pizza?



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My life just isn't working out

the way l thought it would.



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- Excuse me?

- Oh, honey, you don't mean that.



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l'm ten and what have l really accomplished?



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A half-season of soccer.

Cleared legendary mode of Halo.



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A lacklustre stint in the Cub Scouts.



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Hey.



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Hey, guess what day it is? Come on, guess.



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- Maddy?

- l don't know and l don't care.



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Wrong.



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lt's December 1st.



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Time to break out the Christmas calendar.



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Yes, this is a busy time ofyear,

so you have to have a game plan.



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OK. December 3rd, we hang the wreath.



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- You get so intense about Christmas.

- l'm not intense, just extremely organised.



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When talking about caroling,

you shouldn't say ''flanking manoeuvre''.



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Look, l know it's only December 1st, but l

have all the planning to do for the Winterfest.



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You have a cookbook to write,

the kids have school.



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lt all goes by so quickly.

Before you know it, Christmas will be over.



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That doesn't mean

we have to plan every second.



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Look, my dad dragged me

from one air force base to another.



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Christmas was not a priority for him.

We didn't even have a tree.



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l want things to be different for my kids.



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l want them to have

big family traditions year after year



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that they can count on and look forward to.



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You're right.



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- l'm gonna try to be more supportive.

- Well, you should be.



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Madison is a loner.

She has hardly any friends.



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Carter's a ten-year-old boy

with a midlife crisis.



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Let's face it, our kids are a little weird.



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This year they need Christmas

more than ever.



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You're right.



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l'm sorry. You're right.



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Snowmen, eggnog, caroling -

we're gonna do it all, OK?



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OK.



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- And l don't write cookbooks.

- What?



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You always say that l write cookbooks,

but l don't.



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l just edit other people's recipes and compile

them into cookbooks that nobody buys.



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Then write your own.



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So the rejection would be more personal?

No, thank you.



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- l think you should.

- Really?



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- Yeah. l think you could.

- Really?



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Sure.



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What is that?



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- ls it a truck?

- l don't know.



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Looks like we have new neighbours.



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Who moves in the middle ofthe night?

A meth lab?



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How bad could it be?



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Here we go. OK.



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Hot!



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Whoa, big guy. Take it easy.



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You're spazzing out on me.

Look like you're having a seizure.



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l got Tasered once.

lt looked exactly like that.



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- And l'm man enough to say l wet myself.

- Who are you?



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l'm Buddy Hall.

We just moved in across the street.



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- You don't happen to have a cat, do you?

- No.



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Good. l was moving in last night,

l accidentally dropped a fridge on one.



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- Thank God most of it got away.

- Buddy!



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Tia, come on over and meet...

What's your name?



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- Steve Finch. But this isn't a good time.

- Come and meet Steve.



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- Good morning.

- Oh, well.



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Steve, you have a way with the ladies.



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Oh, thank you.



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Kelly, this is Buddy, our next-door neighbour.



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Honey, l measured and

the ceiling's too low in the bedroom.



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We're gonna have to get a shorter pole.



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Morning. Oh, what did he do?

Try to steal your paper?



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- No, l was just being neighbourly.

- Leave you alone for five minutes...



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Looks like we got a visitor.



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Don't put the little guy away on my account.



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Tia, this is Kelly. Kelly, this is Tia.



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- Hi, so nice to meet you.

- You too.



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- You have kids, right?

- We do.



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Why don't you come over?

We should talk about starting a car pool.



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- That sounds great. Welcome. Bye.

- Thank you.



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Watch out, it's hot. Hot, hot, hot.



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Mm, it's good.



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- l can't believe this.

- We're just saying hello.



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Come on in, it's open.



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- Hello.

- Oh, good.



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Could you come over here

and give me a little boost?



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Oh, sure.



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Seriously, l'm about to break my neck.



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Just yank it up there.

Yeah, just a little bit harder.



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More. Up.



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There you go.

That's one way to get acquainted, huh?



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- Oh, these are for you.

- Oh, thank you.



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l love blueberry.



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Right to the hip.



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- And who do we have here?

- This is Madison. Say hello, Madison.



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Hello, Madison.



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- She's 15. You know how they get.

- You're kidding me? 15? My girls are 15.



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Girls! Get your butts down here!

We've got company.



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Carter. Carter!



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- You're staring.

- Oh. Oh. Sorry about that.



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l used to do some modelling, mostly

for art classes at the community college.



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- That's how l met Buddy.

- Really? Was he an artist?



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No, they caught him peeking

in through the windows.



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- That's such a sweet story.

- l just got so tired of dating boys.



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No offence.



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Then one day l met Buddy and

he just swept me right off my feet.



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Oh, there you are.



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These are my babies, Ashley and Emily.



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- Hi, girls.

- Hi.



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- This is Madison and this is Carter.

- Hi.



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You girls will probably

be in a lot ofthe same classes.



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Great. Are there any hot guys?



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Yeah, but, you know,

they're all enormous tools.



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Really? Will you introduce us?



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Kelly, thank you.

That has been in my family for years.



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- lt's beautiful.

- lt ought to be.



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lt's worth more than

this entire house put together.



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l'll find a safe place and we'll get to school.



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l can drop them all at school

ifyou want to unpack.



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- Really?

- Sure.



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- You'd do that for me?

- No problem.



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l'll get the car while they get dressed.



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They are dressed. This is more clothes

than they've worn in months.



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- Can l live here?

- Get in the car.



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- You got a fake lD?

- No.



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- Don't worry. We can make you one.

- Nice girls.



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You kidding me? l pray every day for the

strength not to run over them with the truck.



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Have a nice day.



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All right, listen up, you guys.

We just got in a new shipment ofAspens.



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And l want you to sell three for me

by lunchtime. All right.



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- What? Are you kidding?

- Hey! We got a new salesman.



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Buddy Hall over here.

Let's make him feel welcome.



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All right, all right, all right.



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Welcome aboard. Sell, sell, sell. All right.



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This is gonna be good.



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Buddy, hey.

So, are you ready to sell some cars?



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Me? l'm a born car salesman.



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But l was thinking today that maybe l would

just kinda ease into it, get a feel for the place.



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Yeah, well, you see that tyre-kicker

right there? He's all yours.



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- l don't know.

- l got 1,000 bucks says you can't sell him.



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- Let me in on that action.

- Let's just make it three.



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- Three?

- Three Gs.



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All right. You guys are asking for it.



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There's one born every minute. Come on.



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Ted, this is genius.



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You can't let these new guys

get into a rhythm.



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l'm telling you, boys,

from this day forward, we own that guy.



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Here we go.



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The brush-off, the brush-off.

OK, here he comes.



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- We got you.

- Are you OK?



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You walked facefirst into that, Buzzo.



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Money on my desk by the end ofthe day.

No cheques.



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- That's not possible.

- Mr Murray owns the dealership.



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l just bought one of my own cars.



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And the worst part is

l paid sticker.



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- Hey, girls.

- Hey, Dad.



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And?



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- Sold a car the first five minutes.

- Buddy, no? Oh, my God!



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Things are gonna work out

great this time, baby.



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- l'm so proud ofyou.

- Great, great, great, great. Yeah.



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- lt's great.

- Buddy?



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Buddy?



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- Buddy? Bud?

- Yeah.



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- l know.

- Don't you even.



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You always do this.

You start out great, you lose interest.



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And the next thing you know,

l'm up to my neck in cardboard boxes.



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No, it's great. l'm a car salesman.



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Hey, that's a good job.



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lt's a greatjob. Greatjob.

Car salesman, carpets, copiers.



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Futons.



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lt's all the same.



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l don't know, l was just hoping

that one day l'd do something big.



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Something important.



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Something monumental.



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You are. You're going to pay off

our monumental debt.



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Buddy, you promised me.



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Well, l will keep my promise.



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Everything's going to be great.



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Daddy, Daddy, come look.

We got something real cool.



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The honeys.



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Hey, Dad.



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- What do you got going here?

- lt's MyEarth. You type in an address



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and you can see every house

in the country from space.



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Really?



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Emily's used it to track

the five hottest guys in school.



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Yeah. Three ofthem live two blocks away.



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Wow. That's more math

than you've done in years. Did it hurt?



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Loser.



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Easy. You can see every house from space?



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- Yeah.

- Let's see.



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- Where's our house?

- Oh, you can't see our house.



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But you can see the neighbour's.



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- That figures. We're invisible.

- Buddy. Trash.



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Space, huh?



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Of course, you can see the big house.



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See it from space?



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l'll light it up.



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Not gonna be invisible any more.



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Three o'clock in the morning. Unbelievable.



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Oh, man.



231

00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,839

Buddy.



232

00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:44,039

- Buddy.

- Hey, Steve.



233

00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,079

Do you have any idea what time it is?



234

00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,319

Are all the clocks in your house busted?



235

00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,839

No. l know what time it is.



236

00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,840

Oh, did you just need an excuse

to come over here in your underwear?



237

00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,680

No, l was being sarcastic.



238

00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:01,360

You gotta know that stuff like that

just goes right over my head.



239

00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,839

- Hold these things. l'll strand them out.

- l will not.



240

00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:07,840

That's why l came over here.

You're making all kinds of noise.



241

00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,879

Do you have any idea

how bright your house is?



242

00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,759

Yeah, it's pretty damn bright.



243

00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,759

Look at that.



244

00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:19,760

Oh, is that what's bothering you? The lights?



245

00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:23,280

- Yes, that's right.

- l'm sorry. l didn't mean it. l'll turn them off.



246

00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:26,159

Thank you. Thank you.



247

00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,799

Steve.



248

00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,800

Are we gonna be friends? Because

we just moved into the neighbourhood



249

00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:36,600

and, boy, it would be bad

if l ticked offthe only guy l know.



250

00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:41,080

- That would kill me.

- Well, maybe l overreacted a little bit.



251

00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,880

Well, you know,

l can be a real jerk sometimes.



252

00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:49,080

Maybe we should just start completely over.



253

00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,719

Buddy Hall. And you are?



254

00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:56,720

No, l didn't mean we should literally...

l was speaking metaphorically.



255

00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,760

That's it. l don't...

Sometimes, my stupidity astounds me.



256

00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:10,160

l got an idea. How about ifyou and l

come up with a series of hand signals



257

00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:15,080

so l'll know when you're gonna talk weird?



258

00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:19,840

l'll see you tomorrow.



259

00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:24,880

This is gonna be good. Get that

satellite image up that you had before.



260

00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,239

Go on. Here, honey, you sit here.



261

00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,399

Yeah, sit right there and watch.



262

00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,239

- There's so many buttons.

- l'll do it. Move.



263

00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,240

OK, you do it. Where are you going?

Stick around. l want you to see this.



264

00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,759

- You still can't see it.

- You're gonna miss it.



265

00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:42,760

What? You can't see it? lt's impossible.

l put so many more lights on.



266

00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,960

Honey, you're gonna get it. You'll get it.



267

00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,720

l gotta go bigger.



268

00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:04,879

- Oh, hi.

- Can you order me more ofthese?



269

00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,439

- Sure.

- Yeah?



270

00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:09,440

- Yeah.

- What's that?



271

00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,440

You're gonna love this.



272

00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,399

lt's a horse-drawn sleigh.



273

00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,400

- You don't see many ofthese around.

- No, you don't.



274

00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,600

Nice.



275

00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,879

l'll take it.



276

00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,359

- No!

- Come on. Why?



277

00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:32,360

Get away from me with that.

l'll call Child Services.



278

00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:35,079

One look at that and they will put you away.



279

00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,639

Maddy. Maddy.



280

00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,640

We always wear matching sweaters

for the family Christmas card. lt's all right.



281

00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,239

Please?



282

00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:47,240

Look, huh?



283

00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,679

Please.



284

00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:52,679

- Are we ready?

- You see, Mom's wearing hers.



285

00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,680

OK, Mom's old and married.

She doesn't need the self-esteem.



286

00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:59,159

- l still have something to live for.

- lt's true.



287

00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:02,160

Madison's right.

She's got her whole life ahead of her.



288

00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,599

lt's more than l can say for some of us.



289

00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,600

He does this every year.

He starts acting all depressed



290

00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:11,199

so people feel bad

and buy him bigger presents.



291

00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:14,200

- Hey! The new neighbours have reindeer.

- Reindeer?



292

00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,680

Wait. Wait. Wait.



293

00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:20,719

Hey, Steve, what do you think?



294

00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,399

Oh, my God.



295

00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:25,400

lt's so cute.

Where in the world did you find it?



296

00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,440

Eugene Young down at the hardware store

sold it to him. lsn't it beautiful?



297

00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,680

Beautiful.

Yes, and these horses... these horses...



298

00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,560

l especially like the way you've

duct-taped the antlers to their heads.



299

00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:40,480

Yeah, well, apparently reindeer

are not indigenous to the region.



300

00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,440

- That sweater is really cool.

- Yeah, is it Marc Jacobs?



301

00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:49,120

l'm not sure. l have so many,

it's kind of hard to keep track these days.



302

00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,560

Well, this has been fun.

So let's go take the picture, huh?



303

00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,759

Wait, what picture? Your Christmas picture?



304

00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,839

You should take it here in the sleigh.



305

00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,840

- That's a great idea.

- No, that's a horrible idea,



306

00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:06,360

because we take our picture

in front ofthe fireplace. lt's a tradition.



307

00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:10,360

- Wouldn't it be nice to try something new?

- No, l don't think so.



308

00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,720

Here's a hat. Take the picture in the sleigh.

You put the Santa suit on.



309

00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,600

- You'll take the picture in the sleigh.

- That's silly.



310

00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,680

- lt's adorable.

- Carter, get out ofthere. Right now.



311

00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,639

We should keep our voices down,



312

00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:26,640

because l found these horses

on the outskirts oftown



313

00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:29,599

and, between you and me,

they look a little skittish.



314

00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,600

You found these horses?

Carter, out ofthat deathtrap now!



315

00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:37,280

- OK, Carter, give me your hand.

- Carter, let's go. Give me the reins.



316

00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,080

Let go. Let go ofthe reins. Let go ofthe reins!



317

00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,759

- Oh, my God. Steve!

- Honey! Honey!



318

00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,760

- Daddy!

- Honey!



319

00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,319

- Run, run, run, run!

- Daddy!



320

00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:59,320

Whoa, stop, horsey!



321

00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,920

That's not good!



322

00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:14,520

How do you steer this thing?



323

00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,200

Out ofthe way! Out ofthe way!



324

00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,760

Mrs Ryor!



325

00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,880

Oh, my!



326

00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,439

Santa! He's real!



327

00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:53,440

l knew it! l knew it!



328

00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,040

Oh, boy!



329

00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,840

He's coming to.

l think he's gonna be all right.



330

00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,000

- Where am l?

- We're in the back seat ofyour wife's car,



331

00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,720

on the way to the hospital.

You warming up?



332

00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,920

Yeah.



333

00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,999

Where are my clothes?



334

00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,000

You were freezing to death.

We had to get you out ofthem.



335

00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,920

- Where are your clothes?

- l had to get your body temperature up,



336

00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,560

so l stripped us both down

and zipped us into this sleeping bag.



337

00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,320

Trust me, it works.

l've done it a half a dozen times.



338

00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,520

Calm down, calm down.



339

00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,239

The doctor said he saved your life.



340

00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:22,240

Which is only fair, since he's the one

who almost got me killed in the first place.



341

00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:27,040

This used to be such a nice,

quiet neighbourhood. Look at it now.



342

00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,640

People driving by all night.



343

00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:37,200

Did you see that? Did you see that?

l think he's tapping into our power.



344

00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,320

Yes. And in the process,

he is stealing our very souls.



345

00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,800

- How do you think he's powering his lights?

- l think you're wrong about him.



346

00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:49,080

Look at what he dropped off. He knew

we didn't get a chance to take a picture,



347

00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:53,440

so look what he made

from a picture he took at the hospital.



348

00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,599

- That's you, with the blue lips.

- Yeah.



349

00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:59,599

Yeah, and a cute little oxygen tube

coming from your nose.



350

00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,999

Yeah, l picked up on that. Thanks.



351

00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,000

Come on, now.

That is a nice gesture, don't you think?



352

00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,359

OK.



353

00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:10,360

OK, yeah. Maybe. l don't know.

Maybe. l don't know.



354

00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,759

l think we should take them

with us to get the tree.



355

00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,599

- No!

- Yes.



356

00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,600

Cos l really like Tia.

She's taking a real interest in my cookbooks,



357

00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,520

and you just need to find a way

to get along with Buddy.



358

00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,999

OK, but he's not touching any of my trees.



359

00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,199

OK, fine. But they're coming with us.



360

00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,519

- Hey, Mom.

- Hey, sweetie.



361

00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,239

Hey, Dad.



362

00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,240

l was thinking, maybe you could take me

Christmas shopping for Mom.



363

00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,439

We could go to the mall and wander around.



364

00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,440

- We could get hot chocolate.

- Know what? Already taken care of.



365

00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,880

You're getting her a nice sweater

that l ordered from a catalogue.



366

00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,599

So we don't have to go to the mall together.



367

00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,600

lsn't that great?

lt's an insane asylum this time ofyear.



368

00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,920

A little more power.



369

00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,639

- Did you see that?

- Yeah.



370

00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,640

You did?



371

00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,840

Come on, kids. Carter, come on.



372

00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,279

Oh, you guys have your own lot.



373

00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,280

- Private.

- lt's great. Steve's worked on it for years.



374

00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,560

So nice. Oh, this is amazing, honey. Look.



375

00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,599

lt's a nice tree, honey.



376

00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,600

Nice? lt's perfect. A 12-foot silver noble.



377

00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,639

Yes, sir, this is the way

God intended trees to look.



378

00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,640

What do you do?

Chop 'em down or launch 'em?



379

00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,800

Laugh all you want. But l got

the next five years oftrees lined up.



380

00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,400

And each one ofthem is perfect.

No twisted trunks, no bald spots.



381

00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:15,040

Well, it's certainly a dandy tree,

l'll give you that.



382

00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:17,519

Honeys, let's go.



383

00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,520

- Yeah, Dad, let's find a really big one.

- But it has to be pretty.



384

00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,919

Hey.



385

00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,920

The last ones to the car are losers.



386

00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,879

Please. lt's not like it's a race.



387

00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,880

- Give me the axe. No way he beats us.

- Honey, you said he could cut it down.



388

00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,800

Well, he can do it next year.

Come on, give me the axe.



389

00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,560

- lt's all right, sweetheart.

- What's the record?



390

00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,960

Well, Dad, l think l wrote it down in my diary,

but l must have forgot.



391

00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:49,120

Funny. But we'll be halfway home

by the time he...



392

00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,119

Does anyone smell gas?



393

00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:02,120

Well, it's probably me, but cut me some slack,

l'm swinging pretty hard.



394

00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:11,280

Oh, my God!



395

00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,440

- Sweetheart, do something.

- What? What happened?



396

00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:18,959

- We're ruining the forest.

- What's happening?



397

00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,960

- No, it's got the fence too.

- The trees.



398

00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:25,080

The little one. The little one.



399

00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:37,160

15 years. 15 years

l've been growing those trees.



400

00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:40,840

He obviously didn't mean to do it, honey.

lt was an accident.



401

00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,119

He did offer to cut you down a tree, Dad.



402

00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:47,120

Finches always have a silver noble tree. lt's

a tradition, and thank God they had one left.



403

00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,600

You get the tree, son.



404

00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,800

All right, here we go.

Keep it up. That's a girl.



405

00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,600

l'm pretty sure you broke the record

cutting this one down, Dad.



406

00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,439

Better there?



407

00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,239

Better there?



408

00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:16,240

Better one? Better two?



409

00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,919

- l can't believe you made it.

- Hi, guys.



410

00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,559

- Hi, guys.

- Merry Christmas.



411

00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:23,560

Hi, thanks for coming. Merry Christmas.



412

00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,800

Honey, the girls are having so much fun

showing everybody the lights.



413

00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,559

l pray that's all they're showing 'em.

You coming?



414

00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,799

- l'll run a sequencer on the lights.

- Buddy!



415

00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,199

- Synchronise it to the music.

- Are you deaf?



416

00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:40,200

These people are depending on me

to give 'em something amazing.



417

00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,919

And that's just what l'm gonna do.



418

00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,599

ls it me? Oh, God.



419

00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:48,519

A good idea to have

a fire extinguisher around.



420

00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:51,520

You think?



421

00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,599

Oh, no.



422

00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,600

More lights? No.



423

00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,719

Buddy. Buddy.



424

00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,119

- Hey, what are you doing?

- Hi, Steve.



425

00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:12,079

- More lights?

- ls that your shop across the street?



426

00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,080

- This is wrong. All this has to go back.

- What do you think ofthe tree for Winterfest?



427

00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,759

- Well...

- Steve, l was talking to Buddy here.



428

00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,760

l mean, after all, he is the expert.



429

00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:26,160

- Come on, would you have a look?

- Watch my stuff, Steve.



430

00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,480

Hi, folks. Everything's free today.

Anything you want.



431

00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,600

l love the coloured strands of lights.

The spacing is great.



432

00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,559

- Thank you.

- Ornaments, well dispersed.



433

00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,399

Oh, yes.



434

00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:41,400

l see you're using my bulb of choice, the C9.



435

00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:46,080

Very nice.

That adds a lot of class to that tree. l love it.



436

00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:48,919

- Thank you.

- Really good.



437

00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,920

- He likes it.

- Hey, Steve, that... that is a tree.



438

00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,000

Yes, it is. Yeah. Listen, we need

to get something straight.



439

00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:00,359

Around here, l'm the Christmas guy.



440

00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:03,360

- Really?

- Yeah, it's kind of my thing.



441

00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,320

Chris has Memorial Day. Pete has

the Fourth ofJuly, but l have Christmas.



442

00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,479

But, hey, you can have Halloween.



443

00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:14,159

- Oh, good. Halloween?

- Yeah, sure.



444

00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,679

Pumpkins in the yard, a skeleton or two.



445

00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,439

You can jump out and scare people.

What do you think?



446

00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,440

l don't think so. This Winterfest thing,

what is this all about?



447

00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,159

lt's our annual Christmas carnival.



448

00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:29,160

We have a show, games, ice sculpture, races.



449

00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:33,040

l happen to be the chairman.

lt's a pretty prestigious position.



450

00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:36,480

- Races? What kind of races?

- Speed skating.



451

00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,879

We do it here.

They put the ice down here on Main Street.



452

00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,319

l used to do a little speed skating myself.



453

00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,679

Really? Well, so did l.



454

00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:47,680

- Excuse me. Wallace Fiskin.

- Buddy Hall.



455

00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,240

Sir, meeting you is one of

the great moments of my life.



456

00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,999

Thank you. lt's a pleasure to meet you.



457

00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,000

So, anyway... How do you feel

about the liberal use of mistletoe?



458

00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,760

Well, l feel that you should go sparingly

around the threshold,



459

00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,519

because that's a cliché.



460

00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,239

Please. Please.



461

00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,439

- My mission is clear.

- Thank you.



462

00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,119

Good luck.

Would you take this inside for me?



463

00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,120

Steve. Oh, Steve.



464

00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,360

l guess l'm the new Christmas guy.



465

00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:23,680

That's OK. You can take Toe Jam Day.



466

00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,760

This isn't over yet. We're just getting started.



467

00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,920

l'm the Christmas guy.

l'm the Christmas guy!



468

00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,240

Honey, Tiajust gave me a great idea.



469

00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,399

- l'm gonna write my own cookbook.

- That's my girl.



470

00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:45,400

Tia gave you the idea?

l've been telling you to do that for years.



471

00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,720

You know what? lt should be cookbook

for real moms who cook for real families.



472

00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,600

Yes. And l have the title for you.



473

00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,159

FoodFood with KellyFinch.



474

00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,959

l love it!



475

00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,960

Dad, there's 50 singing dorks

waiting in the front yard.



476

00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,079

50? lsn't that great?



477

00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:08,080

You know what?

You are gonna help me write the cookbook.



478

00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,919

- OK. l'd be happy to.

- Yes!



479

00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,879

Kids.



480

00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,799

Oh, nice.



481

00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,800

- Where are your clothes?

- Calm down, Dad. l have ajacket.



482

00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,479

Well, keep it zipped.



483

00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,480

- Where are the twins?

- They'll be over when the boys come.



484

00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,359

Boys? Boys? Madison is not allowed to date.



485

00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:33,360

Honey, don't worry, it's a one-time thing.

They ship out next week.



486

00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,799

- They're in the navy?

- Bye, Dad.



487

00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,239

Wait! Wait!



488

00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,240

Wait! Wait!



489

00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,600

Thank you for coming,

and thank you for braving the insanity.



490

00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:52,240

l have the songbooks here,

so pass them amongst yourselves.



491

00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:58,400

Do you have

''There's An Acorn ln My Stocking''?



492

00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:03,519

Do you have ''The lgnorant Snowman''?



493

00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:06,520

- l don't think l do.

- There's a news crew over at the Halls'.



494

00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:10,240

Yeah, it really is quite a spectacle.



495

00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,280

l thought that we would start

with one of my very favourites.



496

00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:16,720

''The Holly and the lvy''.

Pitch pipe.



497

00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:19,279

Oh, l'm sorry. Hi.



498

00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,280

- Have a good time. Sing away.

- Sorry, honey.



499

00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,920

Thanks for coming.



500

00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:34,560

- l love that song!

- No, wait. Wait, come back.



501

00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:38,119

Come back here.

We're not done with rehearsal.



502

00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,120

Come back. We're going caroling.

lt's a tradition. Everybody...



503

00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,719

Honey. You!



504

00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:47,720

l'm not going anywhere.



505

00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,920

Where are the kids?



506

00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,680

Oh, look. They're going

to be making kissing and so.



507

00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,079

Kissing and so.



508

00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,080

Hello, there. We're from Channel Eight News,

and we would love to have an interview.



509

00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,120

Hi. l'm just very happy

that everyone likes the lights.



510

00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:11,080

Yes, indeed. Obviously you have

put an awful lot ofwork into this.



511

00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,719

Yeah. And l'm nowhere near being finished.



512

00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:17,720

Oh, are you kidding me? Jesus!



513

00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:25,520

Look at that. The lights have brought

out the Christmas spirit in everyone.



514

00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,520

Yeah. They bring out

the Christmas spirit in everybody.



515

00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:34,399

- Yeah, l'm really happy about that.

- Oh, my gosh.



516

00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,159

l'm not gonna stop until l have



517

00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:40,160

the biggest and brightest light display

in the world.



518

00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,440

- Oh, please.

- l also...



519

00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,960

l really want my house to be seen...



520

00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:54,039

from space!



521

00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,159

Oh, my God!



522

00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,719

- Outer space.

- Oh, God!



523

00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:00,919

Honey, wait. What are you gonna do?



524

00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,920

You heard him, didn't you?

This is gonna stop. Tonight.



525

00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:06,999

We'll see what Sheriff Dave has to say.



526

00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,000

Does anybody know

who these RVs belong to? Anybody?



527

00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:13,120

- Why? You want to make me an offer?

- No, l need to get out.



528

00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:17,240

OK. Scoot on through.



529

00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,400

- l don't know.

- l swear to God, men can't drive any more.



530

00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,839

Hold my beer, l'll do it for you.



531

00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:26,840

OK, OK, l'll do it, l'll do it. Just guide me out.



532

00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,400

All right.



533

00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:35,160

You could probably use a few more lights

on your house. Look at that thing.



534

00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,479

- All right, you ready?

- You sure?



535

00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:42,480

That's why l'm here, buddy. Don't worry.

l'm watching you. l'm watching.



536

00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,999

A little bit to your right.

No, no, your other right.



537

00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,000

- Yeah, come on.

- l can't see the other side at all.



538

00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:53,200

No, that's OK.

l'm your eyes. l'm your eyes.



539

00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:58,160

- Straight back.

- Doesn't look like enough room to me.



540

00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,200

- God!

- Oh, boy!



541

00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,919

Oh, that's ugly.



542

00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,920

OK, OK. lt's all right. At this point,

it's like pulling off a Band-Aid.



543

00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:22,759

You gottajust gun it. You know what l mean?



544

00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,999

OK, you ready?



545

00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,399

One, two...



546

00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,400

Gun it!



547

00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,359

Get out ofthe way, please. Excuse me.



548

00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:48,360

This is an active roadway.

Please. Oh, come on.



549

00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:12,399

Sheriff, do something

about my neighbour's house.



550

00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,400

Oh, yeah, the Hall place. l take my kids

by there every night after dinner.



551

00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,599

lt keeps getting bigger and bigger.



552

00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,600

Yes. Well, that's why l want you to arrest him.



553

00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,079

Arrest him? On what charge?



554

00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,479

- Light trespass.

- Light trespass?



555

00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:27,799

Uh-huh.



556

00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,239

Yes. Light trespass.



557

00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:33,240

''When bright, uncontrolled light

shines in neighbouring property or windows



558

00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,999

as to cause a public nuisance.''



559

00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,000

Well, l'm public and l've been nuisanced.



560

00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,280

Well, l can't arrest a man for dec...

What are you looking at?



561

00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,440

- What? This?

- No. l...



562

00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,600

l don't mind ifyou wear a bra.

Looks like a nice one.



563

00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,440

lt's a brace. My wife made it for me.



564

00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:58,640

l dislocated my shoulder and it keeps

popping back out. What did you think?



565

00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:04,720

- Did you think l was wearing a bra?

- No. That would...



566

00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,399

That would be crazy.



567

00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,400

Now, as far as the lights are concerned,



568

00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,520

l'm saying it's Christmas and

you have a lot on your mind with Winterfest,



569

00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:17,520

but ifyou want to file a complaint,

l'll fill out the paperwork.



570

00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,840

l do. Thank you. l appreciate it.

l will file a complaint.



571

00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,960

Now, where is that form?



572

00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:29,040

Ah, yes. Ah, here we are.



573

00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,880

Dr Finch?



574

00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,439

Yo.



575

00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,399

Sleigh man.



576

00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,400

What happened? l woke up and you

were gone. What are you doing out here?



577

00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:49,160

Honey, you've really been doing a lot ofwork.



578

00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,000

- Yeah.

- lt looks amazing.



579

00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,919

l guess the light thing

is pretty stupid, isn't it?



580

00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:02,920

Oh, honey.



581

00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,680

Yeah, it is.



582

00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,960

lt's the stupidest thing l've ever heard.

You want our lights to be seen from space.



583

00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:14,760

Certifiable.



584

00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,760

- l'll take 'em all down tomorrow.

- You touch one bulb on that house



585

00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,440

and you've seen the last of my special

holiday offers. You know what l mean.



586

00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:26,799

- You said they looked stupid.

- lt's crazy.



587

00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,800

But all good ideas are crazy.



588

00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,320

- These are lights.

- Oh, come on.



589

00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:37,240

l think we both know

it means more to you than just lights.



590

00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,359

Who knows?



591

00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:46,360

lt might turn out to be...



592

00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:50,200

something monumental.



593

00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,480

- l can always count on you, can't l?

- Sure.



594

00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:05,479

Oh, cow. We'll have

buttermilk pancakes tomorrow.



595

00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,480

- What is he up to now?

- Animals for a live manger scene.



596

00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:12,119

Unbelievable. ls that a camel?



597

00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,359

Look at that. He is sweet.



598

00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,079

Yep. Can't wait to run my kids by.



599

00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:20,080

lfyou wanna make sure they see it,

bring 'em tonight.



600

00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,160

Let's light this candle.



601

00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,599

What are you doing?



602

00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,399

Oh, l...



603

00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,559

What are you doing up anyway?



604

00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,560

lt's late. You should go to bed.

Zip up your coat.



605

00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:53,240

You're gonna cut his power, aren't you?



606

00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,000

Need a lookout?



607

00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:09,720

SpongeBob, this is SquarePants.

The tiger is in the cage.



608

00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:14,199

Roger that, SquarePants.



609

00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:17,200

- l'm going in.

- Roger.



610

00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,639

Stop!



611

00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,640

Ashley, ouch!



612

00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,840

This is the best Christmas ever.



613

00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,439

Emily, stop.



614

00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:40,440

The tiger is offthe enclosure.



615

00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:02,759

What? What channel are you on? Hello?



616

00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,760

He's coming! Hide!



617

00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,400

Oh, good Lord.



618

00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,040

That's disgusting.



619

00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,160

No. No, get away from me.



620

00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:37,199

Well, go, before he comes back.



621

00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:40,200

Pardon me.



622

00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:44,200

Yeah, l oughta...



623

00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,880

Jackpot.



624

00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,880

Mission accomplished.



625

00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:37,840

Yeah! Yeah!



626

00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,039

Hi, hon. Couldn't sleep?



627

00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:44,679

What the hell are you doing over there?



628

00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:47,680

Oh, my God. You smell.

Were you with the camel?



629

00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,960

l did it. l did it.

The lights are off. lsn't it great?



630

00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,840

Little help, please. Sorry, Mom.



631

00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:00,519

- lt was his idea.

- Get him down right now!



632

00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,520

All right. But, tonight, when you're getting

your best sleep in weeks, remember l did it.



633

00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,760

The lights are off. The lights are finally...



634

00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,760

Now we're talking!



635

00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,640

You see that? That was a close one.

The lights went out.



636

00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:22,560

Yeah. We came right over to see ifthere

was anything we could do to help, Buddy.



637

00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,320

- What's that noise?

- Oh, that? That's the Generac-3000.



638

00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,920

Liquid-cooled generator.

Comes in really handy in a pinch like this.



639

00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:36,040

- Very handy.

- Everything seems to be in order here, honey.



640

00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:40,319

l think we should go to bed.

Good night, Buddy.



641

00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:43,320

Excuse me. ls that your son

dangling from that telephone pole?



642

00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:46,679

Hi, Mr Hall.



643

00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:49,680

- We're having him tested.

- Oh, yeah.



644

00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,199

Well, good night. Thank you very much.



645

00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,200

Go get him right now!



646

00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,920

Coming, Carter.



647

00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:15,480

Finch!



648

00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,159

Where's my paper?



649

00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,879

Oh, you gotta be kidding me.



650

00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,319

Kelly.



651

00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:27,320

He's messing with the wrong hombre.

l'm making the call.



652

00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:30,840

The Neighbourhood Association

are not gonna stand by with this...



653

00:46:57,120 --> 00:47:00,120

What is it?



654

00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:02,879

How did this get here?



655

00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:05,639

- Buddy.

- Really?



656

00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,279

Hey, Dad. What's that car

doing in our driveway?



657

00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:11,280

- lt's beautiful.

- This is awesome. l call shotgun.



658

00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:15,239

lfyou don't like the colour, we can change it.



659

00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:18,240

Buddy? Buddy, the tree? A car?



660

00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:21,600

lt's an amazingly generous gesture,

but we can't possibly accept it.



661

00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,599

Yeah. lt's too much.



662

00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,879

- But we don't wanna be rude.

- Steve.



663

00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:29,880

Well, l drive a car with no doors.

We live in Massachusetts. l could die.



664

00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:33,920

The car is yours.

l'm not gonna take no for an answer.



665

00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:37,239

After all l put you through,

that's all there is to it.



666

00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:39,199

The keys are inside. Enjoy.



667

00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,639

- Thank you so much.

- This is great.



668

00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:44,640

- Enjoy.

- Thank you.



669

00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,919

l'll get the electrician to fix the fuse box.



670

00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:56,920

- Yes, l think you'd better.

- l will.



671

00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:31,720

Guys, what happened?



672

00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,239

Vandals.



673

00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:36,240

They took a chainsaw to it last night.

Stole the whole thing, decorations and all.



674

00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,800

Gee.



675

00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:51,279

Nah.



676

00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:54,119

He couldn't have. lt can't be the same tree.



677

00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:57,120

- Dr Finch, this is from the car dealer.

- Oh, probably the documentation...



678

00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:01,880

They say you have to pay by lunchtime

or you'll be arrested.



679

00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:05,040

Arrested? Arrested? But that car...



680

00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:09,360

- Bob, you wanted to see me?

- Yeah. Hey, Buddy, come on in here.



681

00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:12,760

Grab a seat. Let me just

send that important thing offthere.



682

00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:17,040

Look, l know you think l'm young

and maybe a little inexperienced,



683

00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:21,199

but the truth is you don't get to where l am



684

00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:24,200

without knowing a thing or two

about the art of selling cars. Huh?



685

00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,680

Actually, Bob, you got to where you are

because your dad owns the business.



686

00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:32,480

Look, yeah, we're getting offtask here.

lt's not important.



687

00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,840

What's important is this month's

sales figures. Theyjust came in...



688

00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:39,519

Bob, l should be out there selling cars.



689

00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:42,520

Whoa, hold up there.

Come on. Come on back inside here.



690

00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,680

Look, you're a great salesman,

everybody knows that. All right?



691

00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:50,120

But the problem is

your numbers are way down, Buddy.



692

00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:53,400

You can't sell cars ifyou're never here.



693

00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,199

Bob...



694

00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:01,200

lt's the lights, the Christmas lights.



695

00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,440

See, all my life

l've been looking for that one thing,



696

00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:09,279

that one important thing.



697

00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:12,280

And l've always quit everything l started.



698

00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:17,680

l can't quit this, Bob. l gotta finish this.



699

00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:23,200

Right. Well, iffinishing those lights

means more time away from work,



700

00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:27,360

then you're not gonna have ajob

to come back to when you're done.



701

00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:31,720

- Buddy Hall, customer in the showroom.

- Duty calls.



702

00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,519

Hey, Steve.



703

00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:37,520

What is this? Hey, what is this?

What's inside here?



704

00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,439

l don't have my X-ray goggles with me,



705

00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:43,440

but l'm guessing that's the bill

to the new car you bought.



706

00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,000

l didn't buy a car. You gave me a car.

And l know about the tree.



707

00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,840

Tree? The tree? What tree?

l don't know about any tree.



708

00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:54,560

And unless they have film on it,

you don't know about any tree.



709

00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:57,639

They don't have film on it, do they?



710

00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:00,640

You chopped down the town tree

and stuck it in my living room,



711

00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:03,639

and you made me believe

that car was a present.



712

00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,279

Steve, ifyou would have looked at the bill,



713

00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,280

you'd have noticed that l shaved

my commission by almost a third,



714

00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:14,120

which in most circles

is quite a substantial gift.



715

00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,799

Well, your gift is parked outside.



716

00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,800

Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve,

you cannot walk away from your obligations.



717

00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:24,040

- You signed the contract.

- l didn't sign anything.



718

00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:26,759

No, that's true. You didn't sign anything.



719

00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,760

l had to forge your signature, otherwise

they wouldn't let me drive the car out of here.



720

00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:34,640

OK, that's it, that's it.

We are going to settle this like men.



721

00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:36,399

Who?



722

00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,400

- l'm gonna contact my attorney.

- Contact your attorney?



723

00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:42,440

ls the way you settle things like men?

Your mommy out oftown?



724

00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,000

OK, that's it. You wanna go?

Let's go outside right now!



725

00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:48,719

Let's do it. l'm gonna kick your ass!



726

00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:50,519

Take it easy, Jackie Chan.



727

00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:53,520

Relax. We're not barbarians.



728

00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:58,319

What do you wanna do?



729

00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:01,320

Well, there's the little Winterfest coming up.



730

00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,880

And in the Winterfest,

there is an ice-skating race.



731

00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,479

Yeah.



732

00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,599

Yeah, great idea.



733

00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:15,600

Great idea. You win, l buy the car.

l win, you take down the lights.



734

00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:20,520

Deal.



735

00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:26,800

Tree sap.



736

00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:30,120

lt's a beautiful car. lt's fully loaded.



737

00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:33,280

You spared no expense.



738

00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,639

Keep your eye on the frozen ball.



739

00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:57,640

l'm gonna knock the little hairs

offthat little Russian guy.



740

00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,800

- Do it. Do it like l know you can.

- Little wooden man going down.



741

00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,319

- Zingo!

- Touchdown.



742

00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,719

Come on, son. Let's show him how it's done.



743

00:53:07,720 --> 00:53:09,839

- Hello, Steve.

- Hello.



744

00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:12,840

- OK. Give him five dollars, son.

- My dad's gonna win.



745

00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:16,679

- Ah, southpaw.

- Watch and learn.



746

00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,680

Look at them. Why are they working

so hard at hating each other?



747

00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:22,880

l don't know. Why can't theyjust be quiet and

do it with a big smile like normal neighbours?



748

00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:28,040

Yeah.



749

00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,879

That mean man knocked down the old lady.



750

00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:43,880

- He just winged her.

- That's gonna swell up.



751

00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,239

Not too late to back out, Finch.



752

00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:58,240

- What are they doing now?

- This is just getting embarrassing.



753

00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:03,359

On your mark, get set...



754

00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,319

Wait.



755

00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:08,320

They're acting like a bunch of 12 year olds.



756

00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:14,080

l don't know... Let's just... l can't.



757

00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,959

Buddy! Buddy!



758

00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:33,960

You! Come on. Come with me. Come on.



759

00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,600

- You two have tweaked my last nerve.

- She's right. This is crazy.



760

00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:41,640

l don't care if it takes all day.

You're gonna stand here and work it out.



761

00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,679

- There's nothing to work out.

- You see?



762

00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:47,680

You can't talk to a guy like this.

lt's a waste oftime.



763

00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,679

- Why'd you hit me?

- l don't know. She started it.



764

00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,559

Don't be such babies.



765

00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:57,560

This is important to us. And it better

be important to you too. Talk it out.



766

00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:04,400

Talk it out.



767

00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:08,119

What are we supposed to say?



768

00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:11,120

- There is nothing that we could agree on.

- You got that right.



769

00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:15,520

OK, everybody, now let's give

a nice, warm Winterfest welcome to...



770

00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:20,120

the Santa Babies.



771

00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:25,520

Now, that is something we can agree on.

l mean, that's got it going on.



772

00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:30,120

Look at that.



773

00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:33,760

- Well, you're a guy, right?

- Yeah, l'm a guy.



774

00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:35,599

Hey! Hey!



775

00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:38,600

ls it getting hot out here or is itjust you girls?



776

00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:41,840

Oh, nice dip.



777

00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,800

Yeah, that's what l'm talking about!

Hey, baby, who's your daddy?



778

00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,839

Who's your daddy?



779

00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:54,840

Who's your daddy?



780

00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:58,079

Oh, God. l'm your daddy. l'm your daddy!



781

00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:01,080

- l'm your daddy. Oh, God!

- My eyes! My eyes!



782

00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:04,599

My eyes. My eyes.



783

00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:07,600

- We're going to hell.

- You think l don't know that?



784

00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:11,640

l let myselfthink you were a normal guy

and this is what happens.



785

00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:15,040

You blame me for this?

''Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?''



786

00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:18,640

The annual Winterfest speed skating races

will begin in five minutes.



787

00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:26,360

ln the world of sport, it has no equal.



788

00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:31,880

Modern-day gladiators

throwing caution to the wind,



789

00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:35,400

risking their very lives

for a chance at immortality.



790

00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:42,400

OK, so they're not risking their lives, but they

are skating pretty fast. And it's really cool.



791

00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:47,360

lt's Winterfest's ninth

annual speed skating race.



792

00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:52,759

OK, is that everybody?



793

00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:55,519

Well, looks like somebody got cold feet.



794

00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:58,520

- Let's start the race.

- Wait!



795

00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:00,959

Wait.



796

00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:03,960

Wait.



797

00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:07,639

Very nice. Very nice suit.



798

00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:10,640

Looks like you're smuggling

two chicken nuggets up there.



799

00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:13,799

lt's a skin suit. l raced in college.



800

00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:16,479

- Go, Dad.

- Thank you, Carter.



801

00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:19,480

Dad, Dad, he's our man,

if he can't do it, nobody can. Dad!



802

00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:22,839

On your mark.



803

00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:25,119

- Honeys.

- Get set.



804

00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:28,120

Go!



805

00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:31,359

Oh! Finch is down!



806

00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:34,360

Finch is down and he looks bad.



807

00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:37,199

Wait. He's back up.



808

00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:40,200

He's on his feet and he's skating fast,

but he's got a lot of ice to catch up.



809

00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:49,240

And into the first turn,

it's Buddy Hall, Gustave and Gerta.



810

00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:52,360

Finch really appears to be struggling

as he heads for the straightaway.



811

00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,840

Wait. Mayor Eugene Young

has yet to leave the starting line.



812

00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:06,040

You're going the wrong way!



813

00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:09,439

Gustave and Gerta make

their move on Buddy in turn three.



814

00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:11,559

And they've taken the lead.



815

00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:13,759

Buddy Hall seems to be running out of gas.



816

00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:16,760

The crowd urges him on,

but it may not be his day.



817

00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:21,520

Wrong-way Finch slips past Gustave

and Gerta and is really pouring it on.



818

00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:29,959

Finch has got to make his move now or else.



819

00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:32,960

He jumps the bales,

almost taking out Buddy in the process.



820

00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:36,120

Miraculously, Steve Finch has taken

the lead going into the final turn!



821

00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:42,280

Steve Finch has a huge lead.



822

00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:46,319

- Nothing can stop him now!

- Yeah!



823

00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:49,320

Finch is sent sprawling!

Oh, the carnage.



824

00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:53,200

And it's Buddy Hall by a nose!

Buddy Hall wins the race!



825

00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:56,880

Buddy Hall is our new champion!



826

00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:02,200

Buddy! Buddy!

Buddy! Buddy! Buddy!



827

00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:06,440

Thank you. Thank you.



828

00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:10,080

l will be back with the payment booklet

for your new car, Flash.



829

00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:16,480

Yeah, fine, fine, but the last time

l looked at the satellite pictures,



830

00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,999

you still couldn't see your house.



831

00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,999

Not a flicker, not a blip.



832

00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,159

How's that feel, huh? Huh?



833

00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:27,799

How's it feel to be invisible?



834

00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:30,800

Huh?



835

00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:37,439

What?



836

00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:40,440

OK, let's go over it. The LED lights, the grid,

the wires, the shipping, the handling.



837

00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:46,440

Everything, the whole ball ofwax.

How much, out the door?



838

00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:51,839

How much? What?



839

00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:54,159

Are you serious?



840

00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:57,160

What is that? ln yen?



841

00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:00,520

ls that with the discount?



842

01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,880

Can you get it here overnight?



843

01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:16,159

Buddy! Buddy Hall!



844

01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:19,160

- Hi, honey.

- This is a bad dream. This isn't happening.



845

01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:22,880

No, no, l'm just going to take

a couple ofthese branches off...



846

01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:28,119

l'm not talking about the trees!



847

01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:30,679

l'm talking about this.



848

01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:32,999

- What's that?

- You know what this is.



849

01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,000

This is the stand to my vase.

You pawned it, didn't you?



850

01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:39,079

You pawned my grandmother's vase.



851

01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:42,080

Well, how am l supposed to afford a camel

on a car salesman's salary?



852

01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:47,440

And then l went for a loan,

and ifyou don't have ajob...



853

01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:50,600

You lost yourjob?



854

01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:55,360

That was a pretty awkward way

for you to find that out.



855

01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:59,600

But don't worry about it.

l can sell anything to anybody.



856

01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:03,679

Not me. Not any more.



857

01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:05,799

Honey, things are gonna get better.



858

01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:08,759

When? l'm tired ofwaiting, Buddy.



859

01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:11,760

Waiting for you to find the rightjob,

the right town.



860

01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:15,120

Waiting for you to find

that one true thing that makes you happy.



861

01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:18,800

l think this is it.



862

01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:21,559

You see, that's just the thing, Buddy.



863

01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:24,560

l just thought you might wake up one day

and see that itjust might be me.



864

01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:29,760

That itjust might be your family.



865

01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,800

You know what? l'm done.



866

01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:36,119

Oh, honey. Come on. Don't.



867

01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:39,120

- Cords! Cords are everywhere!

- Please, baby... No.



868

01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,679

Oh, no, honey.



869

01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:44,680

Buddy Hall's Christmas wish

is to make his house bright enough



870

01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:48,480

to be visible notjust from miles around,



871

01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:51,239

but from space.



872

01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:53,239

Oh, right...



873

01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:56,240

When we heard about Mr Hall's quest,

ifyou will,



874

01:01:57,120 --> 01:02:00,120

we downlinked images from his general area

as often as possible.



875

01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:02,999

l can show you, ifyou'd like to take a look.



876

01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:06,000

Right... Nothing yet.



877

01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:07,879

Wow. Thank you for that.



878

01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:10,880

This may be one Christmas wish

even Santa can't grant.



879

01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:14,880

Hi, everybody. Thanks for coming.



880

01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:19,760

l'm really happy that you came tonight.

l hope you enjoy these lights,



881

01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:23,719

cos l did 'em all for you.



882

01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:25,879

And for my family.



883

01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:28,880

And for my wonderful neighbours

across the street.



884

01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:32,400

Thank you.



885

01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:07,400

Tia!



886

01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:11,239

Tia!



887

01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:14,240

Come back!



888

01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,880

lfyou missed anything,

this show is gonna be repeated



889

01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:50,480

every night on a loop until 4am.



890

01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:11,279

l can't take it any more.



891

01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:14,280

Well, me neither, but you've

gotta take some ofthe blame.



892

01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:17,159

- You hear that?

- Yeah.



893

01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:20,160

Hear that? lt's getting louder.

He wants to play rough? l can play rough.



894

01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,960

Steve, where are you going? Steve!



895

01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:38,360

l hear if someone's in the market

for something with a little pop,



896

01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:41,599

you're the guy.



897

01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:44,600

Maybe. Could be the guy.



898

01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:49,080

Depends on what you're looking for.



899

01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:53,040

Don't let the reindeer pyjamas fool you, pal.

l'm not playing around.



900

01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:57,200

- l'm looking to do some serious damage.

- Yeah? Cool.



901

01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:01,400

You've come to the right place. l've got

enough firepower back here for two wars.



902

01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:10,079

l got reapers, crackle dragons,



903

01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:12,439

wagon wheels, throbbing copperheads.



904

01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:15,440

- Great. l'll take 'em all.

- What's this for, man?



905

01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:19,560

l'm gonna shoot them at my neighbour's

house and hopefully give him a heart attack.



906

01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:24,200

Cool. ln that case, you need this.



907

01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:37,680

- The atomic warlord.

- Wow.



908

01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:41,120

Yeah.



909

01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:52,600

Good night, Steve.



910

01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:55,880

Good night, Buddy.



911

01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:10,080

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.



912

01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:17,520

You want lights, Buddy?

You want lights? l'll show you lights.



913

01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:28,559

Oh, yeah! Yeah, how do you like that?



914

01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:30,679

Yeah, sleep through that, Buddy.



915

01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:33,680

Huh? Huh?



916

01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:38,439

Yeah!



917

01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:41,440

How's that feel, huh? Hey, you think

they can see that from space, Buddy?



918

01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:46,920

Yeah. Oh, yeah.



919

01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:51,600

How does it feel to have

your whole world exploding around you?



920

01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:02,239

Oh, no!



921

01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:05,240

Oh, gosh.



922

01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:09,960

Steve? Where are you?

What's happening? Honey?



923

01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:25,399

Oh, God. l really wish that hadn't happened.



924

01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:28,400

Honey?



925

01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:44,520

Kelly! Kelly!



926

01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:56,040

You sure you've been watering that thing?

lt went up awfully fast.



927

01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:00,000

- Are you kidding me?

- Fire extinguisher.



928

01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:14,320

Yeah, yeah. Faulty Christmas lights,

an underwatered tree.



929

01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:18,480

What can l say? We're a cautionary tale.



930

01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:22,040

So the fact you apparently purchased

an illegal-grade military firework



931

01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:26,760

and set it off in your own home

had nothing to do with it, huh?



932

01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:30,359

That could have been a contributing factor.



933

01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:32,839

What about this?



934

01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:35,840

Never seen that before in my life.



935

01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:39,439

You're getting to be

a knot in my panties, mister.



936

01:09:39,440 --> 01:09:41,239

A real knot.



937

01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:44,240

All right, let's go.



938

01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:49,800

Hey, kids. What are you...?



939

01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:53,560

Where are you going, huh?



940

01:09:54,480 --> 01:09:57,119

- Hey, Madison. What's going on?

- Father.



941

01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:59,119

Kelly. Kelly, what are you doing?



942

01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:02,120

Trying to salvage

part ofthis Christmas for the kids.



943

01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:04,479

Wait. You're leaving? You're lea...



944

01:10:04,480 --> 01:10:07,079

Come on, it's not that bad. lt's not that bad.



945

01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:09,719

Most ofthe smoke damage

was in the family room.



946

01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:12,720

And on the bright side,

you always hated that wallpaper.



947

01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:16,280

- Now that high-pressure hoses have ripped...

- We're gonna stay with Tia and the twins.



948

01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:21,120

Come on, Kelly, don't do that.

Don't let thatjerk ruin our Christmas.



949

01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:24,799

- The onlyjerk ruining Christmas is you.

- Me?



950

01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:27,279

- Yeah.

- Me? l'm trying to save Christmas.



951

01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:30,280

Really? What is your

favourite Christmas memory?



952

01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:34,000

Well... Well, you know what it is.



953

01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:36,999

l was seven years old.

My dad and l moved to Alabama,



954

01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:40,000

and on Christmas morning we woke up

and sat on the kitchen floor,



955

01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:42,879

ate fries and drank chocolate milk.



956

01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:45,880

Yeah, exactly. lt wasn't planned.

lt wasn't organised.



957

01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:49,279

Nobody entered it in a BlackBerry.

ltjust happened.



958

01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:51,719

Our family is so busy,

we have to plan things out.



959

01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:53,719

No. You, you are the busy one.



960

01:10:53,720 --> 01:10:56,720

You said our kids needed Christmas

more than ever. No.



961

01:10:56,960 --> 01:10:59,679

What they need more than ever is you.



962

01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:02,680

Carter wanted to go

Christmas shopping with you.



963

01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:06,240

He wanted to cut down that tree with you.

And Madison, well...



964

01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:10,040

Madison's a teenage girl so she ignores you,

but ifyou'd been paying attention,



965

01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:14,560

you'd have seen that she wants you

to know she's not a little girl.



966

01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:17,119

That's a message l got pretty clear.



967

01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:19,279

You just don't get it.



968

01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:22,280

Christmas traditions are born in those little

chocolate-milk-and-French-fry moments,



969

01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:26,359

and you can't control it.



970

01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:29,360

We don't fit in the tiny little boxes

on your Christmas calendar.



971

01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:35,160

Oh, don't.



972

01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:37,599

What will l eat?



973

01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:40,600

Wait, Kelly. Don't. Wait.



974

01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:50,560

Steve. What happened to your house?

Did you have a fire?



975

01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:54,519

Are you telling me

you weren't even home last night?



976

01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:57,520

No. Tia and the girls

went and stayed in a motel.



977

01:11:58,360 --> 01:12:01,360

l spent all night throwing

little pebbles at their window.



978

01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:04,520

You missed the whole...



979

01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:08,479

Oh, that's nothing.

That's nothing. That's just...



980

01:12:08,480 --> 01:12:11,480

The kids probably left it out here last night.



981

01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:15,400

lt's just a wire that goes...



982

01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:18,879

l knew it. You've been stealing my power.



983

01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:21,880

Borrowing. Look, it's an extension cord.

lt goes both ways.



984

01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:25,519

l was gonna shoot it back to you

after the holidays.



985

01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:28,520

Fine, you win. You win.

The skating, the lights, the trees.



986

01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:32,200

You've been two steps ahead of me.

But you know what?



987

01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:34,359

You're still a screwup,



988

01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:37,360

and that doesn't change because

you put some lights on the roof.



989

01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:42,279

Hey, pal.



990

01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:45,280

You're gonna be spending Christmas alone,

like the rest of us screwups.



991

01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:49,040

How do you like that?



992

01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:05,799

Tootie, where are you?



993

01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:08,800

No, no. But we're luckier than lots

offamilies because we're really going.



994

01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:14,599

Wait till you see the fine home

we're going to have.



995

01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:17,479

And the loads and loads offriends we'll make.



996

01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:19,999

Wonderful friends.



997

01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:23,000

But the main thing, Tootie,

is that we're all going to be together,



998

01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:25,839

just like we've always been.



999

01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:28,119

That's what really counts.



1000

01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:31,120

We could be happy anywhere

as long as we're together.



1001

01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:14,160

l see you're taking down all the lights.



1002

01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:17,279

Oh, you noticed?



1003

01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:19,759

What are you, some kind of genius?



1004

01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:22,760

Apparently not.



1005

01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:26,920

l can't do it, Buddy.



1006

01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:30,360

l can't spend Christmas without them.



1007

01:14:32,640 --> 01:14:34,959

Tell me about it.



1008

01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:37,039

This is awful.



1009

01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:39,679

lt's killing me.



1010

01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:42,680

And you know Tia.



1011

01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:45,960

She's so stubborn. She won't even talk to me.



1012

01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:52,600

l tried everything.



1013

01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:58,160

Maybe not everything.



1014

01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:10,000

Girls, come over here

and help us decorate the tree.



1015

01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:13,520

Mom, you're hanging booze from the minibar

on a branch that you got out of a car bumper.



1016

01:15:15,480 --> 01:15:18,239

Pardon me for not being

in the Christmas spirit.



1017

01:15:18,240 --> 01:15:21,240

- We're making the best of it.

- Girls, put those books down.



1018

01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:24,520

Get your butts over here.

Are you reading?



1019

01:15:25,160 --> 01:15:28,160

Emily Dickinson.

Madison gave it to us. lt's really good.



1020

01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:32,239

Yeah, it's not giving me

a headache or anything.



1021

01:15:32,240 --> 01:15:35,240

Maybe l should

go to law school or something.



1022

01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:41,519

Hey, Mom, look.



1023

01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:43,959

Carter, get back here.



1024

01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:46,960

l'll get him.

Carter, get back here, you little fart.



1025

01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:56,280

Mom, you won't believe this.

You guys have to come.



1026

01:15:56,600 --> 01:15:57,919

Carter.



1027

01:15:57,920 --> 01:16:00,920

lt's like a path. Let's see where it goes.



1028

01:16:04,480 --> 01:16:07,079

Oh, my...



1029

01:16:07,080 --> 01:16:10,080

lt's just unbelievable.

What do you think, sweetie?



1030

01:16:11,080 --> 01:16:14,080

Mom, look at this one.



1031

01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:25,880

This is amazing.



1032

01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:29,200

Take a picture!



1033

01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:34,040

l can't believe it.



1034

01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:56,560

Mom, all these lights were Dad's lights.



1035

01:16:57,920 --> 01:17:00,920

- l begged you to let me do the yams.

- You have no feeling for starches.



1036

01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:05,600

- Your three bean salad is bad.

- You expect me to do the salad



1037

01:17:06,280 --> 01:17:09,280

and the fiesta corn?



1038

01:17:10,440 --> 01:17:13,440

We thought maybe you'd be hungry.



1039

01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:17,400

lfyou thought some lights and a TV dinner

would make up for all the crap that l have...



1040

01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:27,640

- ls that what l think?

- We didn't have time to do a turkey.



1041

01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:30,800

So we made a few things

from your new cookbook.



1042

01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:39,400

l got you this little pre-Christmas gift.



1043

01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:54,760

l missed you so much.



1044

01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:57,960

Oh, gosh, how did you afford it?

How did you ever afford it?



1045

01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:01,800

Let's just say we're not gonna use

our credit cards for the rest of our lives.



1046

01:18:07,240 --> 01:18:10,199

- You've been busy.

- Kelly, l'm so sorry.



1047

01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:13,200

lt's just everything got so... You think you're

doing the right things for the right reasons



1048

01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:18,440

and then one day you blow up your house.



1049

01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:22,880

And it occurs to you that somewhere

along the way, things got out of hand.



1050

01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:27,319

lt seemed like your whole life got so loud



1051

01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:30,320

that the only thing you were gonna hear

was an empty house.



1052

01:18:30,440 --> 01:18:32,759

You're right.



1053

01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:35,760

You were right. And you were right to leave.



1054

01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:39,520

You were. l understand. You were all right

to leave. And l'm so glad you're back.



1055

01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:50,200

- So l can date now?

- Sailors during wartime? No.



1056

01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:54,600

But you are growing up,

so l guess l have to get used to that.



1057

01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:01,000

- Mr Hall, you took down all your lights.

- Yeah, l thought it would be better.



1058

01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:04,639

- l bet it would have worked.

- lt might have.



1059

01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:06,799

l bet they could have seen us from space.



1060

01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:09,319

We'll never know.



1061

01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:12,320

Then again, maybe you will.



1062

01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:26,959

Oh, my...



1063

01:19:26,960 --> 01:19:29,960

Look, l'm sorry.



1064

01:19:31,520 --> 01:19:34,520

You all have to go home.

There are no lights tonight.



1065

01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:38,799

No, but there will be.



1066

01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:41,119

- Buddy, what's happening?

- l don't know.



1067

01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:44,120

l told them Buddy was short on lights

and maybe they'd like to come and help out.



1068

01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:47,399

How many people did you call?



1069

01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:50,400

You have no idea

how bad the eyesight is in this town.



1070

01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:53,760

MTV is sending someone down

to do a story on Buddy's lights.



1071

01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:57,800

- They don't know he took 'em down.

- Which is why we'd better put 'em back up.



1072

01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:01,920

Are you just gonna stand there

or are you gonna help me do this?



1073

01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:05,320

Let's go.



1074

01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:26,240

- Oh, it's beautiful.

- Thank you so much.



1075

01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:32,960

And keep those truck lights on too.

Those are good too.



1076

01:20:33,080 --> 01:20:36,080

Thanks for coming. lt's really nice ofyou.

Beautiful. Good to see you.



1077

01:20:40,040 --> 01:20:43,040

Steve, you're doing an excellentjob.

You got a future in this.



1078

01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:46,400

Happy holidays. SuChin Pak coming to you

live from Cloverdale, Massachusetts,



1079

01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:50,559

where the whole town has come out



1080

01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:53,560

to see if Buddy Hall, a local car salesman,

can achieve the impossible.



1081

01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:57,560

He's put up a Christmas light display

that can hopefully be seen from space.



1082

01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:02,720

The folks at MyEarth have been

monitoring the situation live.



1083

01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:05,960

Guys, thanks so much for spending

your holiday plans with us.



1084

01:21:06,440 --> 01:21:08,439

Oh, no, that's no trouble at all.



1085

01:21:08,440 --> 01:21:11,440

Basil's mum stopped by with a tin of biscuits,

so we're just having a laugh.



1086

01:21:12,480 --> 01:21:15,119

Oh, good... good times.



1087

01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:18,120

They're gonna do it.

They're gonna turn on the lights.



1088

01:21:18,160 --> 01:21:21,160

All right. lt looks like

the moment has finally arrived.



1089

01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:24,039

Let's do this as a family. Come on.



1090

01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:26,959

- Put your hand on it.

- Buddy, everybody ready?



1091

01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:28,479

- Yeah.

- On the count ofthree.



1092

01:21:28,480 --> 01:21:31,480

One, two, three.



1093

01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:43,880

People worked so hard.

They're gonna be so disappointed.



1094

01:21:44,520 --> 01:21:47,520

l'm gonna go get some candles.



1095

01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:50,800

OK. All right. l need light.



1096

01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:16,400

Wanna borrow my phone?



1097

01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:40,080

Hey, Dad. Wouldn't it be great

ifwe could do this every Christmas?



1098

01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:43,319

What do you think?



1099

01:22:43,320 --> 01:22:46,320

Yeah. Yeah, we could use

some new traditions around here.



1100

01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:51,320

Buddy, l really like this town.



1101

01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:54,720

Do you think maybe you could ask

for yourjob back and we could stay here?



1102

01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:57,839

- Yeah, l like it too.

- You do?



1103

01:22:57,840 --> 01:23:00,840

l'll get myjob back. l'll get myjob back.



1104

01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:08,080

Hey, Steve, l know everything got really crazy,



1105

01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:11,200

but l just wanted you to know

that when we first met, l wasn't lying.



1106

01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:14,679

l really did want to be your friend.



1107

01:23:14,680 --> 01:23:17,680

l know you did. l should have let you.



1108

01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:21,000

lt's Christmas. Anything can happen.



1109

01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:23,199

Can we start over?



1110

01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:26,200

Nice to meet you. l'm Steve Finch. You are?



1111

01:23:26,480 --> 01:23:28,999

Buddy Hall.



1112

01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:32,000

- Merry Christmas, Buddy.

- You too, Steve. Yeah.



1113

01:24:31,360 --> 01:24:34,360

- He bloody well did it.

- l'm getting confirmation.



1114

01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:37,319

Yes. Yes.



1115

01:24:37,320 --> 01:24:40,320

The house is clearly visible from space!



1116

01:24:46,280 --> 01:24:49,280

Oh, my God.



1117

01:24:57,120 --> 01:25:00,120

- l'm so proud ofyou!

- You can see it from space!

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