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Better here?
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Or better here?
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Better here?
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Or better here? You don't want to be blind
at Christmas, Mrs Ryor. Help me out.
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- l don't need glasses.
- You need binoculars.
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We're settling for glasses.
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- Better one?
- Glasses will make me look old.
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Try these.
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l look hot.
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- Evening, Father Bruce.
- Hello, Dr Finch.
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- Hello, Mrs Patterson.
- Hello, Dr Finch.
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- Dr Finch.
- Hello, Gustave, Gerta.
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l'd love to chat and so, but you know
how focused Gerta gets on our runs.
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You should maybe get that looked at.
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And start wearing some padding.
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Well, l'm sure
it's more fun your way, Arturo,
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but hang the decorations,
don'tjust chuck 'em up and hope they stick.
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- Hey, Steve.
- Mayor Young.
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- What do you think?
- Looking good.
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- Thank you.
- ls that an angel on top?
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lt should be,
but we couldn't find one big enough.
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But my wife has a doll collection,
so she lent us her Marilyn Monroe.
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Nice touch. lt looks good.
Don't go overboard with the lights, though.
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- We don't want to seem tacky.
- As you say. Winterfest is your baby.
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Have we got any big surprises this year?
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Come on, nobody keeps a secret
better than me. For instance...
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l know for a fact
that Sheriff Dave is a cross-dresser.
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l never told a soul.
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Until today.
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Hi, honey. l'm home.
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lt's the raw quail eggs, isn't it? lt's the texture,
right? The grainy, slimy, milky...
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- Can you taste the curry?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Gee, l sure hope there's more ofthat.
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You are such a bad liar.
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l knew it was awful. lt's awful, right?
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- Yeah.
- Who wants pizza?
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My life just isn't working out
the way l thought it would.
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- Excuse me?
- Oh, honey, you don't mean that.
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l'm ten and what have l really accomplished?
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A half-season of soccer.
Cleared legendary mode of Halo.
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A lacklustre stint in the Cub Scouts.
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Hey.
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Hey, guess what day it is? Come on, guess.
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- Maddy?
- l don't know and l don't care.
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Wrong.
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lt's December 1st.
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Time to break out the Christmas calendar.
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Yes, this is a busy time ofyear,
so you have to have a game plan.
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OK. December 3rd, we hang the wreath.
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- You get so intense about Christmas.
- l'm not intense, just extremely organised.
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When talking about caroling,
you shouldn't say ''flanking manoeuvre''.
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Look, l know it's only December 1st, but l
have all the planning to do for the Winterfest.
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You have a cookbook to write,
the kids have school.
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lt all goes by so quickly.
Before you know it, Christmas will be over.
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That doesn't mean
we have to plan every second.
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Look, my dad dragged me
from one air force base to another.
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Christmas was not a priority for him.
We didn't even have a tree.
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l want things to be different for my kids.
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l want them to have
big family traditions year after year
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that they can count on and look forward to.
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You're right.
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- l'm gonna try to be more supportive.
- Well, you should be.
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Madison is a loner.
She has hardly any friends.
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Carter's a ten-year-old boy
with a midlife crisis.
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Let's face it, our kids are a little weird.
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This year they need Christmas
more than ever.
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You're right.
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l'm sorry. You're right.
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Snowmen, eggnog, caroling -
we're gonna do it all, OK?
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OK.
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- And l don't write cookbooks.
- What?
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You always say that l write cookbooks,
but l don't.
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l just edit other people's recipes and compile
them into cookbooks that nobody buys.
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Then write your own.
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So the rejection would be more personal?
No, thank you.
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- l think you should.
- Really?
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- Yeah. l think you could.
- Really?
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Sure.
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What is that?
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- ls it a truck?
- l don't know.
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Looks like we have new neighbours.
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Who moves in the middle ofthe night?
A meth lab?
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How bad could it be?
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Here we go. OK.
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Hot!
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Whoa, big guy. Take it easy.
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You're spazzing out on me.
Look like you're having a seizure.
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l got Tasered once.
lt looked exactly like that.
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- And l'm man enough to say l wet myself.
- Who are you?
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l'm Buddy Hall.
We just moved in across the street.
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- You don't happen to have a cat, do you?
- No.
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Good. l was moving in last night,
l accidentally dropped a fridge on one.
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- Thank God most of it got away.
- Buddy!
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Tia, come on over and meet...
What's your name?
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- Steve Finch. But this isn't a good time.
- Come and meet Steve.
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- Good morning.
- Oh, well.
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Steve, you have a way with the ladies.
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Oh, thank you.
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Kelly, this is Buddy, our next-door neighbour.
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Honey, l measured and
the ceiling's too low in the bedroom.
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We're gonna have to get a shorter pole.
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Morning. Oh, what did he do?
Try to steal your paper?
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- No, l was just being neighbourly.
- Leave you alone for five minutes...
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Looks like we got a visitor.
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Don't put the little guy away on my account.
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Tia, this is Kelly. Kelly, this is Tia.
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- Hi, so nice to meet you.
- You too.
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- You have kids, right?
- We do.
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Why don't you come over?
We should talk about starting a car pool.
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- That sounds great. Welcome. Bye.
- Thank you.
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Watch out, it's hot. Hot, hot, hot.
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Mm, it's good.
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- l can't believe this.
- We're just saying hello.
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Come on in, it's open.
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- Hello.
- Oh, good.
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Could you come over here
and give me a little boost?
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Oh, sure.
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Seriously, l'm about to break my neck.
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Just yank it up there.
Yeah, just a little bit harder.
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More. Up.
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There you go.
That's one way to get acquainted, huh?
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- Oh, these are for you.
- Oh, thank you.
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l love blueberry.
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Right to the hip.
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- And who do we have here?
- This is Madison. Say hello, Madison.
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Hello, Madison.
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- She's 15. You know how they get.
- You're kidding me? 15? My girls are 15.
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Girls! Get your butts down here!
We've got company.
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Carter. Carter!
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- You're staring.
- Oh. Oh. Sorry about that.
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l used to do some modelling, mostly
for art classes at the community college.
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- That's how l met Buddy.
- Really? Was he an artist?
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No, they caught him peeking
in through the windows.
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- That's such a sweet story.
- l just got so tired of dating boys.
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No offence.
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Then one day l met Buddy and
he just swept me right off my feet.
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Oh, there you are.
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These are my babies, Ashley and Emily.
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- Hi, girls.
- Hi.
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- This is Madison and this is Carter.
- Hi.
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You girls will probably
be in a lot ofthe same classes.
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Great. Are there any hot guys?
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Yeah, but, you know,
they're all enormous tools.
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Really? Will you introduce us?
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Kelly, thank you.
That has been in my family for years.
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- lt's beautiful.
- lt ought to be.
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lt's worth more than
this entire house put together.
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l'll find a safe place and we'll get to school.
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l can drop them all at school
ifyou want to unpack.
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- Really?
- Sure.
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- You'd do that for me?
- No problem.
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l'll get the car while they get dressed.
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They are dressed. This is more clothes
than they've worn in months.
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- Can l live here?
- Get in the car.
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- You got a fake lD?
- No.
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- Don't worry. We can make you one.
- Nice girls.
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You kidding me? l pray every day for the
strength not to run over them with the truck.
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Have a nice day.
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All right, listen up, you guys.
We just got in a new shipment ofAspens.
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And l want you to sell three for me
by lunchtime. All right.
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- What? Are you kidding?
- Hey! We got a new salesman.
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Buddy Hall over here.
Let's make him feel welcome.
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All right, all right, all right.
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Welcome aboard. Sell, sell, sell. All right.
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This is gonna be good.
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Buddy, hey.
So, are you ready to sell some cars?
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Me? l'm a born car salesman.
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But l was thinking today that maybe l would
just kinda ease into it, get a feel for the place.
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Yeah, well, you see that tyre-kicker
right there? He's all yours.
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- l don't know.
- l got 1,000 bucks says you can't sell him.
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- Let me in on that action.
- Let's just make it three.
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- Three?
- Three Gs.
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All right. You guys are asking for it.
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There's one born every minute. Come on.
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Ted, this is genius.
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You can't let these new guys
get into a rhythm.
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l'm telling you, boys,
from this day forward, we own that guy.
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Here we go.
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The brush-off, the brush-off.
OK, here he comes.
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- We got you.
- Are you OK?
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You walked facefirst into that, Buzzo.
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Money on my desk by the end ofthe day.
No cheques.
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- That's not possible.
- Mr Murray owns the dealership.
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l just bought one of my own cars.
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And the worst part is
l paid sticker.
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- Hey, girls.
- Hey, Dad.
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And?
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- Sold a car the first five minutes.
- Buddy, no? Oh, my God!
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Things are gonna work out
great this time, baby.
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- l'm so proud ofyou.
- Great, great, great, great. Yeah.
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- lt's great.
- Buddy?
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Buddy?
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- Buddy? Bud?
- Yeah.
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- l know.
- Don't you even.
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You always do this.
You start out great, you lose interest.
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And the next thing you know,
l'm up to my neck in cardboard boxes.
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No, it's great. l'm a car salesman.
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Hey, that's a good job.
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lt's a greatjob. Greatjob.
Car salesman, carpets, copiers.
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Futons.
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lt's all the same.
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l don't know, l was just hoping
that one day l'd do something big.
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Something important.
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Something monumental.
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You are. You're going to pay off
our monumental debt.
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Buddy, you promised me.
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Well, l will keep my promise.
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Everything's going to be great.
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Daddy, Daddy, come look.
We got something real cool.
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The honeys.
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Hey, Dad.
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- What do you got going here?
- lt's MyEarth. You type in an address
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and you can see every house
in the country from space.
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Really?
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Emily's used it to track
the five hottest guys in school.
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Yeah. Three ofthem live two blocks away.
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Wow. That's more math
than you've done in years. Did it hurt?
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Loser.
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Easy. You can see every house from space?
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- Yeah.
- Let's see.
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- Where's our house?
- Oh, you can't see our house.
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But you can see the neighbour's.
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- That figures. We're invisible.
- Buddy. Trash.
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Space, huh?
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Of course, you can see the big house.
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See it from space?
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l'll light it up.
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Not gonna be invisible any more.
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Three o'clock in the morning. Unbelievable.
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Oh, man.
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Buddy.
232
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- Buddy.
- Hey, Steve.
233
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,079
Do you have any idea what time it is?
234
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,319
Are all the clocks in your house busted?
235
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,839
No. l know what time it is.
236
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,840
Oh, did you just need an excuse
to come over here in your underwear?
237
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,680
No, l was being sarcastic.
238
00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:01,360
You gotta know that stuff like that
just goes right over my head.
239
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,839
- Hold these things. l'll strand them out.
- l will not.
240
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:07,840
That's why l came over here.
You're making all kinds of noise.
241
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,879
Do you have any idea
how bright your house is?
242
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,759
Yeah, it's pretty damn bright.
243
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,759
Look at that.
244
00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:19,760
Oh, is that what's bothering you? The lights?
245
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:23,280
- Yes, that's right.
- l'm sorry. l didn't mean it. l'll turn them off.
246
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:26,159
Thank you. Thank you.
247
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,799
Steve.
248
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,800
Are we gonna be friends? Because
we just moved into the neighbourhood
249
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:36,600
and, boy, it would be bad
if l ticked offthe only guy l know.
250
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:41,080
- That would kill me.
- Well, maybe l overreacted a little bit.
251
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,880
Well, you know,
l can be a real jerk sometimes.
252
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:49,080
Maybe we should just start completely over.
253
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,719
Buddy Hall. And you are?
254
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:56,720
No, l didn't mean we should literally...
l was speaking metaphorically.
255
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,760
That's it. l don't...
Sometimes, my stupidity astounds me.
256
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:10,160
l got an idea. How about ifyou and l
come up with a series of hand signals
257
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:15,080
so l'll know when you're gonna talk weird?
258
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:19,840
l'll see you tomorrow.
259
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:24,880
This is gonna be good. Get that
satellite image up that you had before.
260
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,239
Go on. Here, honey, you sit here.
261
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,399
Yeah, sit right there and watch.
262
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,239
- There's so many buttons.
- l'll do it. Move.
263
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,240
OK, you do it. Where are you going?
Stick around. l want you to see this.
264
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,759
- You still can't see it.
- You're gonna miss it.
265
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:42,760
What? You can't see it? lt's impossible.
l put so many more lights on.
266
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,960
Honey, you're gonna get it. You'll get it.
267
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,720
l gotta go bigger.
268
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:04,879
- Oh, hi.
- Can you order me more ofthese?
269
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,439
- Sure.
- Yeah?
270
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:09,440
- Yeah.
- What's that?
271
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,440
You're gonna love this.
272
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,399
lt's a horse-drawn sleigh.
273
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,400
- You don't see many ofthese around.
- No, you don't.
274
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,600
Nice.
275
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,879
l'll take it.
276
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,359
- No!
- Come on. Why?
277
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:32,360
Get away from me with that.
l'll call Child Services.
278
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:35,079
One look at that and they will put you away.
279
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,639
Maddy. Maddy.
280
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,640
We always wear matching sweaters
for the family Christmas card. lt's all right.
281
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,239
Please?
282
00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:47,240
Look, huh?
283
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,679
Please.
284
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:52,679
- Are we ready?
- You see, Mom's wearing hers.
285
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,680
OK, Mom's old and married.
She doesn't need the self-esteem.
286
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:59,159
- l still have something to live for.
- lt's true.
287
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:02,160
Madison's right.
She's got her whole life ahead of her.
288
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,599
lt's more than l can say for some of us.
289
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,600
He does this every year.
He starts acting all depressed
290
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:11,199
so people feel bad
and buy him bigger presents.
291
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:14,200
- Hey! The new neighbours have reindeer.
- Reindeer?
292
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,680
Wait. Wait. Wait.
293
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:20,719
Hey, Steve, what do you think?
294
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,399
Oh, my God.
295
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:25,400
lt's so cute.
Where in the world did you find it?
296
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,440
Eugene Young down at the hardware store
sold it to him. lsn't it beautiful?
297
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,680
Beautiful.
Yes, and these horses... these horses...
298
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,560
l especially like the way you've
duct-taped the antlers to their heads.
299
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:40,480
Yeah, well, apparently reindeer
are not indigenous to the region.
300
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,440
- That sweater is really cool.
- Yeah, is it Marc Jacobs?
301
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:49,120
l'm not sure. l have so many,
it's kind of hard to keep track these days.
302
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,560
Well, this has been fun.
So let's go take the picture, huh?
303
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,759
Wait, what picture? Your Christmas picture?
304
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,839
You should take it here in the sleigh.
305
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,840
- That's a great idea.
- No, that's a horrible idea,
306
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:06,360
because we take our picture
in front ofthe fireplace. lt's a tradition.
307
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:10,360
- Wouldn't it be nice to try something new?
- No, l don't think so.
308
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,720
Here's a hat. Take the picture in the sleigh.
You put the Santa suit on.
309
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,600
- You'll take the picture in the sleigh.
- That's silly.
310
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,680
- lt's adorable.
- Carter, get out ofthere. Right now.
311
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,639
We should keep our voices down,
312
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:26,640
because l found these horses
on the outskirts oftown
313
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:29,599
and, between you and me,
they look a little skittish.
314
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,600
You found these horses?
Carter, out ofthat deathtrap now!
315
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:37,280
- OK, Carter, give me your hand.
- Carter, let's go. Give me the reins.
316
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,080
Let go. Let go ofthe reins. Let go ofthe reins!
317
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,759
- Oh, my God. Steve!
- Honey! Honey!
318
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,760
- Daddy!
- Honey!
319
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,319
- Run, run, run, run!
- Daddy!
320
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:59,320
Whoa, stop, horsey!
321
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,920
That's not good!
322
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:14,520
How do you steer this thing?
323
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,200
Out ofthe way! Out ofthe way!
324
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,760
Mrs Ryor!
325
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,880
Oh, my!
326
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,439
Santa! He's real!
327
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:53,440
l knew it! l knew it!
328
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,040
Oh, boy!
329
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,840
He's coming to.
l think he's gonna be all right.
330
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,000
- Where am l?
- We're in the back seat ofyour wife's car,
331
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,720
on the way to the hospital.
You warming up?
332
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,920
Yeah.
333
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,999
Where are my clothes?
334
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,000
You were freezing to death.
We had to get you out ofthem.
335
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,920
- Where are your clothes?
- l had to get your body temperature up,
336
00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,560
so l stripped us both down
and zipped us into this sleeping bag.
337
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,320
Trust me, it works.
l've done it a half a dozen times.
338
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,520
Calm down, calm down.
339
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,239
The doctor said he saved your life.
340
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:22,240
Which is only fair, since he's the one
who almost got me killed in the first place.
341
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:27,040
This used to be such a nice,
quiet neighbourhood. Look at it now.
342
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,640
People driving by all night.
343
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:37,200
Did you see that? Did you see that?
l think he's tapping into our power.
344
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,320
Yes. And in the process,
he is stealing our very souls.
345
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,800
- How do you think he's powering his lights?
- l think you're wrong about him.
346
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:49,080
Look at what he dropped off. He knew
we didn't get a chance to take a picture,
347
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:53,440
so look what he made
from a picture he took at the hospital.
348
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,599
- That's you, with the blue lips.
- Yeah.
349
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:59,599
Yeah, and a cute little oxygen tube
coming from your nose.
350
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,999
Yeah, l picked up on that. Thanks.
351
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,000
Come on, now.
That is a nice gesture, don't you think?
352
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,359
OK.
353
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:10,360
OK, yeah. Maybe. l don't know.
Maybe. l don't know.
354
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,759
l think we should take them
with us to get the tree.
355
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,599
- No!
- Yes.
356
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,600
Cos l really like Tia.
She's taking a real interest in my cookbooks,
357
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,520
and you just need to find a way
to get along with Buddy.
358
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,999
OK, but he's not touching any of my trees.
359
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,199
OK, fine. But they're coming with us.
360
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,519
- Hey, Mom.
- Hey, sweetie.
361
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,239
Hey, Dad.
362
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,240
l was thinking, maybe you could take me
Christmas shopping for Mom.
363
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,439
We could go to the mall and wander around.
364
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,440
- We could get hot chocolate.
- Know what? Already taken care of.
365
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,880
You're getting her a nice sweater
that l ordered from a catalogue.
366
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,599
So we don't have to go to the mall together.
367
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,600
lsn't that great?
lt's an insane asylum this time ofyear.
368
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,920
A little more power.
369
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,639
- Did you see that?
- Yeah.
370
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,640
You did?
371
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,840
Come on, kids. Carter, come on.
372
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,279
Oh, you guys have your own lot.
373
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,280
- Private.
- lt's great. Steve's worked on it for years.
374
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,560
So nice. Oh, this is amazing, honey. Look.
375
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,599
lt's a nice tree, honey.
376
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,600
Nice? lt's perfect. A 12-foot silver noble.
377
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,639
Yes, sir, this is the way
God intended trees to look.
378
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,640
What do you do?
Chop 'em down or launch 'em?
379
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,800
Laugh all you want. But l got
the next five years oftrees lined up.
380
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,400
And each one ofthem is perfect.
No twisted trunks, no bald spots.
381
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:15,040
Well, it's certainly a dandy tree,
l'll give you that.
382
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:17,519
Honeys, let's go.
383
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,520
- Yeah, Dad, let's find a really big one.
- But it has to be pretty.
384
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,919
Hey.
385
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,920
The last ones to the car are losers.
386
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,879
Please. lt's not like it's a race.
387
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,880
- Give me the axe. No way he beats us.
- Honey, you said he could cut it down.
388
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,800
Well, he can do it next year.
Come on, give me the axe.
389
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,560
- lt's all right, sweetheart.
- What's the record?
390
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,960
Well, Dad, l think l wrote it down in my diary,
but l must have forgot.
391
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:49,120
Funny. But we'll be halfway home
by the time he...
392
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,119
Does anyone smell gas?
393
00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:02,120
Well, it's probably me, but cut me some slack,
l'm swinging pretty hard.
394
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:11,280
Oh, my God!
395
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,440
- Sweetheart, do something.
- What? What happened?
396
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:18,959
- We're ruining the forest.
- What's happening?
397
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,960
- No, it's got the fence too.
- The trees.
398
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:25,080
The little one. The little one.
399
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:37,160
15 years. 15 years
l've been growing those trees.
400
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:40,840
He obviously didn't mean to do it, honey.
lt was an accident.
401
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,119
He did offer to cut you down a tree, Dad.
402
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:47,120
Finches always have a silver noble tree. lt's
a tradition, and thank God they had one left.
403
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,600
You get the tree, son.
404
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,800
All right, here we go.
Keep it up. That's a girl.
405
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,600
l'm pretty sure you broke the record
cutting this one down, Dad.
406
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,439
Better there?
407
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,239
Better there?
408
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:16,240
Better one? Better two?
409
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,919
- l can't believe you made it.
- Hi, guys.
410
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,559
- Hi, guys.
- Merry Christmas.
411
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:23,560
Hi, thanks for coming. Merry Christmas.
412
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,800
Honey, the girls are having so much fun
showing everybody the lights.
413
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,559
l pray that's all they're showing 'em.
You coming?
414
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,799
- l'll run a sequencer on the lights.
- Buddy!
415
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,199
- Synchronise it to the music.
- Are you deaf?
416
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:40,200
These people are depending on me
to give 'em something amazing.
417
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,919
And that's just what l'm gonna do.
418
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,599
ls it me? Oh, God.
419
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:48,519
A good idea to have
a fire extinguisher around.
420
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:51,520
You think?
421
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,599
Oh, no.
422
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,600
More lights? No.
423
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,719
Buddy. Buddy.
424
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,119
- Hey, what are you doing?
- Hi, Steve.
425
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:12,079
- More lights?
- ls that your shop across the street?
426
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,080
- This is wrong. All this has to go back.
- What do you think ofthe tree for Winterfest?
427
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,759
- Well...
- Steve, l was talking to Buddy here.
428
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,760
l mean, after all, he is the expert.
429
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:26,160
- Come on, would you have a look?
- Watch my stuff, Steve.
430
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,480
Hi, folks. Everything's free today.
Anything you want.
431
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,600
l love the coloured strands of lights.
The spacing is great.
432
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,559
- Thank you.
- Ornaments, well dispersed.
433
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,399
Oh, yes.
434
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:41,400
l see you're using my bulb of choice, the C9.
435
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:46,080
Very nice.
That adds a lot of class to that tree. l love it.
436
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:48,919
- Thank you.
- Really good.
437
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,920
- He likes it.
- Hey, Steve, that... that is a tree.
438
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,000
Yes, it is. Yeah. Listen, we need
to get something straight.
439
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:00,359
Around here, l'm the Christmas guy.
440
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:03,360
- Really?
- Yeah, it's kind of my thing.
441
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,320
Chris has Memorial Day. Pete has
the Fourth ofJuly, but l have Christmas.
442
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,479
But, hey, you can have Halloween.
443
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:14,159
- Oh, good. Halloween?
- Yeah, sure.
444
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,679
Pumpkins in the yard, a skeleton or two.
445
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,439
You can jump out and scare people.
What do you think?
446
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,440
l don't think so. This Winterfest thing,
what is this all about?
447
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,159
lt's our annual Christmas carnival.
448
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:29,160
We have a show, games, ice sculpture, races.
449
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:33,040
l happen to be the chairman.
lt's a pretty prestigious position.
450
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:36,480
- Races? What kind of races?
- Speed skating.
451
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,879
We do it here.
They put the ice down here on Main Street.
452
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,319
l used to do a little speed skating myself.
453
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,679
Really? Well, so did l.
454
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:47,680
- Excuse me. Wallace Fiskin.
- Buddy Hall.
455
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,240
Sir, meeting you is one of
the great moments of my life.
456
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,999
Thank you. lt's a pleasure to meet you.
457
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,000
So, anyway... How do you feel
about the liberal use of mistletoe?
458
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,760
Well, l feel that you should go sparingly
around the threshold,
459
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,519
because that's a cliché.
460
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,239
Please. Please.
461
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,439
- My mission is clear.
- Thank you.
462
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,119
Good luck.
Would you take this inside for me?
463
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,120
Steve. Oh, Steve.
464
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,360
l guess l'm the new Christmas guy.
465
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:23,680
That's OK. You can take Toe Jam Day.
466
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,760
This isn't over yet. We're just getting started.
467
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,920
l'm the Christmas guy.
l'm the Christmas guy!
468
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,240
Honey, Tiajust gave me a great idea.
469
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,399
- l'm gonna write my own cookbook.
- That's my girl.
470
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:45,400
Tia gave you the idea?
l've been telling you to do that for years.
471
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,720
You know what? lt should be cookbook
for real moms who cook for real families.
472
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,600
Yes. And l have the title for you.
473
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,159
FoodFood with KellyFinch.
474
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,959
l love it!
475
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,960
Dad, there's 50 singing dorks
waiting in the front yard.
476
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,079
50? lsn't that great?
477
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:08,080
You know what?
You are gonna help me write the cookbook.
478
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,919
- OK. l'd be happy to.
- Yes!
479
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,879
Kids.
480
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,799
Oh, nice.
481
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,800
- Where are your clothes?
- Calm down, Dad. l have ajacket.
482
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,479
Well, keep it zipped.
483
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,480
- Where are the twins?
- They'll be over when the boys come.
484
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,359
Boys? Boys? Madison is not allowed to date.
485
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:33,360
Honey, don't worry, it's a one-time thing.
They ship out next week.
486
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,799
- They're in the navy?
- Bye, Dad.
487
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,239
Wait! Wait!
488
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,240
Wait! Wait!
489
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,600
Thank you for coming,
and thank you for braving the insanity.
490
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:52,240
l have the songbooks here,
so pass them amongst yourselves.
491
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:58,400
Do you have
''There's An Acorn ln My Stocking''?
492
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:03,519
Do you have ''The lgnorant Snowman''?
493
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:06,520
- l don't think l do.
- There's a news crew over at the Halls'.
494
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:10,240
Yeah, it really is quite a spectacle.
495
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,280
l thought that we would start
with one of my very favourites.
496
00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:16,720
''The Holly and the lvy''.
Pitch pipe.
497
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:19,279
Oh, l'm sorry. Hi.
498
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,280
- Have a good time. Sing away.
- Sorry, honey.
499
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,920
Thanks for coming.
500
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:34,560
- l love that song!
- No, wait. Wait, come back.
501
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:38,119
Come back here.
We're not done with rehearsal.
502
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,120
Come back. We're going caroling.
lt's a tradition. Everybody...
503
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,719
Honey. You!
504
00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:47,720
l'm not going anywhere.
505
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,920
Where are the kids?
506
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,680
Oh, look. They're going
to be making kissing and so.
507
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,079
Kissing and so.
508
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,080
Hello, there. We're from Channel Eight News,
and we would love to have an interview.
509
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,120
Hi. l'm just very happy
that everyone likes the lights.
510
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:11,080
Yes, indeed. Obviously you have
put an awful lot ofwork into this.
511
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,719
Yeah. And l'm nowhere near being finished.
512
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:17,720
Oh, are you kidding me? Jesus!
513
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:25,520
Look at that. The lights have brought
out the Christmas spirit in everyone.
514
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,520
Yeah. They bring out
the Christmas spirit in everybody.
515
00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:34,399
- Yeah, l'm really happy about that.
- Oh, my gosh.
516
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,159
l'm not gonna stop until l have
517
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:40,160
the biggest and brightest light display
in the world.
518
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,440
- Oh, please.
- l also...
519
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,960
l really want my house to be seen...
520
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:54,039
from space!
521
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,159
Oh, my God!
522
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,719
- Outer space.
- Oh, God!
523
00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:00,919
Honey, wait. What are you gonna do?
524
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,920
You heard him, didn't you?
This is gonna stop. Tonight.
525
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:06,999
We'll see what Sheriff Dave has to say.
526
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,000
Does anybody know
who these RVs belong to? Anybody?
527
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:13,120
- Why? You want to make me an offer?
- No, l need to get out.
528
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:17,240
OK. Scoot on through.
529
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,400
- l don't know.
- l swear to God, men can't drive any more.
530
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,839
Hold my beer, l'll do it for you.
531
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:26,840
OK, OK, l'll do it, l'll do it. Just guide me out.
532
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,400
All right.
533
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:35,160
You could probably use a few more lights
on your house. Look at that thing.
534
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,479
- All right, you ready?
- You sure?
535
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:42,480
That's why l'm here, buddy. Don't worry.
l'm watching you. l'm watching.
536
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,999
A little bit to your right.
No, no, your other right.
537
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,000
- Yeah, come on.
- l can't see the other side at all.
538
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:53,200
No, that's OK.
l'm your eyes. l'm your eyes.
539
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:58,160
- Straight back.
- Doesn't look like enough room to me.
540
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,200
- God!
- Oh, boy!
541
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,919
Oh, that's ugly.
542
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,920
OK, OK. lt's all right. At this point,
it's like pulling off a Band-Aid.
543
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:22,759
You gottajust gun it. You know what l mean?
544
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,999
OK, you ready?
545
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,399
One, two...
546
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,400
Gun it!
547
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,359
Get out ofthe way, please. Excuse me.
548
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:48,360
This is an active roadway.
Please. Oh, come on.
549
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:12,399
Sheriff, do something
about my neighbour's house.
550
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,400
Oh, yeah, the Hall place. l take my kids
by there every night after dinner.
551
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,599
lt keeps getting bigger and bigger.
552
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,600
Yes. Well, that's why l want you to arrest him.
553
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,079
Arrest him? On what charge?
554
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,479
- Light trespass.
- Light trespass?
555
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:27,799
Uh-huh.
556
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,239
Yes. Light trespass.
557
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:33,240
''When bright, uncontrolled light
shines in neighbouring property or windows
558
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,999
as to cause a public nuisance.''
559
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,000
Well, l'm public and l've been nuisanced.
560
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,280
Well, l can't arrest a man for dec...
What are you looking at?
561
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,440
- What? This?
- No. l...
562
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,600
l don't mind ifyou wear a bra.
Looks like a nice one.
563
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,440
lt's a brace. My wife made it for me.
564
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:58,640
l dislocated my shoulder and it keeps
popping back out. What did you think?
565
00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:04,720
- Did you think l was wearing a bra?
- No. That would...
566
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,399
That would be crazy.
567
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,400
Now, as far as the lights are concerned,
568
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,520
l'm saying it's Christmas and
you have a lot on your mind with Winterfest,
569
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:17,520
but ifyou want to file a complaint,
l'll fill out the paperwork.
570
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,840
l do. Thank you. l appreciate it.
l will file a complaint.
571
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,960
Now, where is that form?
572
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:29,040
Ah, yes. Ah, here we are.
573
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,880
Dr Finch?
574
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,439
Yo.
575
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,399
Sleigh man.
576
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,400
What happened? l woke up and you
were gone. What are you doing out here?
577
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:49,160
Honey, you've really been doing a lot ofwork.
578
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,000
- Yeah.
- lt looks amazing.
579
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,919
l guess the light thing
is pretty stupid, isn't it?
580
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:02,920
Oh, honey.
581
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,680
Yeah, it is.
582
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,960
lt's the stupidest thing l've ever heard.
You want our lights to be seen from space.
583
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:14,760
Certifiable.
584
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,760
- l'll take 'em all down tomorrow.
- You touch one bulb on that house
585
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,440
and you've seen the last of my special
holiday offers. You know what l mean.
586
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:26,799
- You said they looked stupid.
- lt's crazy.
587
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,800
But all good ideas are crazy.
588
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,320
- These are lights.
- Oh, come on.
589
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:37,240
l think we both know
it means more to you than just lights.
590
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,359
Who knows?
591
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:46,360
lt might turn out to be...
592
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:50,200
something monumental.
593
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,480
- l can always count on you, can't l?
- Sure.
594
00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:05,479
Oh, cow. We'll have
buttermilk pancakes tomorrow.
595
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,480
- What is he up to now?
- Animals for a live manger scene.
596
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:12,119
Unbelievable. ls that a camel?
597
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,359
Look at that. He is sweet.
598
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,079
Yep. Can't wait to run my kids by.
599
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:20,080
lfyou wanna make sure they see it,
bring 'em tonight.
600
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,160
Let's light this candle.
601
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,599
What are you doing?
602
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,399
Oh, l...
603
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,559
What are you doing up anyway?
604
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,560
lt's late. You should go to bed.
Zip up your coat.
605
00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:53,240
You're gonna cut his power, aren't you?
606
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,000
Need a lookout?
607
00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:09,720
SpongeBob, this is SquarePants.
The tiger is in the cage.
608
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:14,199
Roger that, SquarePants.
609
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:17,200
- l'm going in.
- Roger.
610
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,639
Stop!
611
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,640
Ashley, ouch!
612
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,840
This is the best Christmas ever.
613
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,439
Emily, stop.
614
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:40,440
The tiger is offthe enclosure.
615
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:02,759
What? What channel are you on? Hello?
616
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,760
He's coming! Hide!
617
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,400
Oh, good Lord.
618
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,040
That's disgusting.
619
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,160
No. No, get away from me.
620
00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:37,199
Well, go, before he comes back.
621
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:40,200
Pardon me.
622
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:44,200
Yeah, l oughta...
623
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,880
Jackpot.
624
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,880
Mission accomplished.
625
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:37,840
Yeah! Yeah!
626
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,039
Hi, hon. Couldn't sleep?
627
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:44,679
What the hell are you doing over there?
628
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:47,680
Oh, my God. You smell.
Were you with the camel?
629
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,960
l did it. l did it.
The lights are off. lsn't it great?
630
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,840
Little help, please. Sorry, Mom.
631
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:00,519
- lt was his idea.
- Get him down right now!
632
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,520
All right. But, tonight, when you're getting
your best sleep in weeks, remember l did it.
633
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,760
The lights are off. The lights are finally...
634
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,760
Now we're talking!
635
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,640
You see that? That was a close one.
The lights went out.
636
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:22,560
Yeah. We came right over to see ifthere
was anything we could do to help, Buddy.
637
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,320
- What's that noise?
- Oh, that? That's the Generac-3000.
638
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,920
Liquid-cooled generator.
Comes in really handy in a pinch like this.
639
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:36,040
- Very handy.
- Everything seems to be in order here, honey.
640
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:40,319
l think we should go to bed.
Good night, Buddy.
641
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:43,320
Excuse me. ls that your son
dangling from that telephone pole?
642
00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:46,679
Hi, Mr Hall.
643
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:49,680
- We're having him tested.
- Oh, yeah.
644
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,199
Well, good night. Thank you very much.
645
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,200
Go get him right now!
646
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,920
Coming, Carter.
647
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:15,480
Finch!
648
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,159
Where's my paper?
649
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,879
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
650
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,319
Kelly.
651
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:27,320
He's messing with the wrong hombre.
l'm making the call.
652
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:30,840
The Neighbourhood Association
are not gonna stand by with this...
653
00:46:57,120 --> 00:47:00,120
What is it?
654
00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:02,879
How did this get here?
655
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:05,639
- Buddy.
- Really?
656
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,279
Hey, Dad. What's that car
doing in our driveway?
657
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:11,280
- lt's beautiful.
- This is awesome. l call shotgun.
658
00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:15,239
lfyou don't like the colour, we can change it.
659
00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:18,240
Buddy? Buddy, the tree? A car?
660
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:21,600
lt's an amazingly generous gesture,
but we can't possibly accept it.
661
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,599
Yeah. lt's too much.
662
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,879
- But we don't wanna be rude.
- Steve.
663
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:29,880
Well, l drive a car with no doors.
We live in Massachusetts. l could die.
664
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:33,920
The car is yours.
l'm not gonna take no for an answer.
665
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:37,239
After all l put you through,
that's all there is to it.
666
00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:39,199
The keys are inside. Enjoy.
667
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,639
- Thank you so much.
- This is great.
668
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:44,640
- Enjoy.
- Thank you.
669
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,919
l'll get the electrician to fix the fuse box.
670
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:56,920
- Yes, l think you'd better.
- l will.
671
00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:31,720
Guys, what happened?
672
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,239
Vandals.
673
00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:36,240
They took a chainsaw to it last night.
Stole the whole thing, decorations and all.
674
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,800
Gee.
675
00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:51,279
Nah.
676
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:54,119
He couldn't have. lt can't be the same tree.
677
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:57,120
- Dr Finch, this is from the car dealer.
- Oh, probably the documentation...
678
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:01,880
They say you have to pay by lunchtime
or you'll be arrested.
679
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:05,040
Arrested? Arrested? But that car...
680
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:09,360
- Bob, you wanted to see me?
- Yeah. Hey, Buddy, come on in here.
681
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:12,760
Grab a seat. Let me just
send that important thing offthere.
682
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:17,040
Look, l know you think l'm young
and maybe a little inexperienced,
683
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:21,199
but the truth is you don't get to where l am
684
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:24,200
without knowing a thing or two
about the art of selling cars. Huh?
685
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,680
Actually, Bob, you got to where you are
because your dad owns the business.
686
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:32,480
Look, yeah, we're getting offtask here.
lt's not important.
687
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,840
What's important is this month's
sales figures. Theyjust came in...
688
00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:39,519
Bob, l should be out there selling cars.
689
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:42,520
Whoa, hold up there.
Come on. Come on back inside here.
690
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,680
Look, you're a great salesman,
everybody knows that. All right?
691
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:50,120
But the problem is
your numbers are way down, Buddy.
692
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:53,400
You can't sell cars ifyou're never here.
693
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,199
Bob...
694
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:01,200
lt's the lights, the Christmas lights.
695
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,440
See, all my life
l've been looking for that one thing,
696
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:09,279
that one important thing.
697
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:12,280
And l've always quit everything l started.
698
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:17,680
l can't quit this, Bob. l gotta finish this.
699
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:23,200
Right. Well, iffinishing those lights
means more time away from work,
700
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:27,360
then you're not gonna have ajob
to come back to when you're done.
701
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:31,720
- Buddy Hall, customer in the showroom.
- Duty calls.
702
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,519
Hey, Steve.
703
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:37,520
What is this? Hey, what is this?
What's inside here?
704
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,439
l don't have my X-ray goggles with me,
705
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:43,440
but l'm guessing that's the bill
to the new car you bought.
706
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,000
l didn't buy a car. You gave me a car.
And l know about the tree.
707
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,840
Tree? The tree? What tree?
l don't know about any tree.
708
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:54,560
And unless they have film on it,
you don't know about any tree.
709
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:57,639
They don't have film on it, do they?
710
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:00,640
You chopped down the town tree
and stuck it in my living room,
711
00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:03,639
and you made me believe
that car was a present.
712
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,279
Steve, ifyou would have looked at the bill,
713
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,280
you'd have noticed that l shaved
my commission by almost a third,
714
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:14,120
which in most circles
is quite a substantial gift.
715
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,799
Well, your gift is parked outside.
716
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,800
Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve,
you cannot walk away from your obligations.
717
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:24,040
- You signed the contract.
- l didn't sign anything.
718
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:26,759
No, that's true. You didn't sign anything.
719
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,760
l had to forge your signature, otherwise
they wouldn't let me drive the car out of here.
720
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:34,640
OK, that's it, that's it.
We are going to settle this like men.
721
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:36,399
Who?
722
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,400
- l'm gonna contact my attorney.
- Contact your attorney?
723
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:42,440
ls the way you settle things like men?
Your mommy out oftown?
724
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,000
OK, that's it. You wanna go?
Let's go outside right now!
725
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:48,719
Let's do it. l'm gonna kick your ass!
726
00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:50,519
Take it easy, Jackie Chan.
727
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:53,520
Relax. We're not barbarians.
728
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:58,319
What do you wanna do?
729
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:01,320
Well, there's the little Winterfest coming up.
730
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,880
And in the Winterfest,
there is an ice-skating race.
731
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,479
Yeah.
732
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,599
Yeah, great idea.
733
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:15,600
Great idea. You win, l buy the car.
l win, you take down the lights.
734
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:20,520
Deal.
735
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:26,800
Tree sap.
736
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:30,120
lt's a beautiful car. lt's fully loaded.
737
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:33,280
You spared no expense.
738
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,639
Keep your eye on the frozen ball.
739
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:57,640
l'm gonna knock the little hairs
offthat little Russian guy.
740
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,800
- Do it. Do it like l know you can.
- Little wooden man going down.
741
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,319
- Zingo!
- Touchdown.
742
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,719
Come on, son. Let's show him how it's done.
743
00:53:07,720 --> 00:53:09,839
- Hello, Steve.
- Hello.
744
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:12,840
- OK. Give him five dollars, son.
- My dad's gonna win.
745
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:16,679
- Ah, southpaw.
- Watch and learn.
746
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,680
Look at them. Why are they working
so hard at hating each other?
747
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:22,880
l don't know. Why can't theyjust be quiet and
do it with a big smile like normal neighbours?
748
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:28,040
Yeah.
749
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,879
That mean man knocked down the old lady.
750
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:43,880
- He just winged her.
- That's gonna swell up.
751
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,239
Not too late to back out, Finch.
752
00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:58,240
- What are they doing now?
- This is just getting embarrassing.
753
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:03,359
On your mark, get set...
754
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,319
Wait.
755
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:08,320
They're acting like a bunch of 12 year olds.
756
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:14,080
l don't know... Let's just... l can't.
757
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,959
Buddy! Buddy!
758
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:33,960
You! Come on. Come with me. Come on.
759
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,600
- You two have tweaked my last nerve.
- She's right. This is crazy.
760
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:41,640
l don't care if it takes all day.
You're gonna stand here and work it out.
761
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,679
- There's nothing to work out.
- You see?
762
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:47,680
You can't talk to a guy like this.
lt's a waste oftime.
763
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,679
- Why'd you hit me?
- l don't know. She started it.
764
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,559
Don't be such babies.
765
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:57,560
This is important to us. And it better
be important to you too. Talk it out.
766
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:04,400
Talk it out.
767
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:08,119
What are we supposed to say?
768
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:11,120
- There is nothing that we could agree on.
- You got that right.
769
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:15,520
OK, everybody, now let's give
a nice, warm Winterfest welcome to...
770
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:20,120
the Santa Babies.
771
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:25,520
Now, that is something we can agree on.
l mean, that's got it going on.
772
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:30,120
Look at that.
773
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:33,760
- Well, you're a guy, right?
- Yeah, l'm a guy.
774
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:35,599
Hey! Hey!
775
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:38,600
ls it getting hot out here or is itjust you girls?
776
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:41,840
Oh, nice dip.
777
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,800
Yeah, that's what l'm talking about!
Hey, baby, who's your daddy?
778
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,839
Who's your daddy?
779
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:54,840
Who's your daddy?
780
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:58,079
Oh, God. l'm your daddy. l'm your daddy!
781
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:01,080
- l'm your daddy. Oh, God!
- My eyes! My eyes!
782
00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:04,599
My eyes. My eyes.
783
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:07,600
- We're going to hell.
- You think l don't know that?
784
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:11,640
l let myselfthink you were a normal guy
and this is what happens.
785
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:15,040
You blame me for this?
''Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?''
786
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:18,640
The annual Winterfest speed skating races
will begin in five minutes.
787
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:26,360
ln the world of sport, it has no equal.
788
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:31,880
Modern-day gladiators
throwing caution to the wind,
789
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:35,400
risking their very lives
for a chance at immortality.
790
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:42,400
OK, so they're not risking their lives, but they
are skating pretty fast. And it's really cool.
791
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:47,360
lt's Winterfest's ninth
annual speed skating race.
792
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:52,759
OK, is that everybody?
793
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:55,519
Well, looks like somebody got cold feet.
794
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:58,520
- Let's start the race.
- Wait!
795
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:00,959
Wait.
796
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:03,960
Wait.
797
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:07,639
Very nice. Very nice suit.
798
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:10,640
Looks like you're smuggling
two chicken nuggets up there.
799
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:13,799
lt's a skin suit. l raced in college.
800
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:16,479
- Go, Dad.
- Thank you, Carter.
801
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:19,480
Dad, Dad, he's our man,
if he can't do it, nobody can. Dad!
802
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:22,839
On your mark.
803
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:25,119
- Honeys.
- Get set.
804
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:28,120
Go!
805
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:31,359
Oh! Finch is down!
806
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:34,360
Finch is down and he looks bad.
807
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:37,199
Wait. He's back up.
808
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:40,200
He's on his feet and he's skating fast,
but he's got a lot of ice to catch up.
809
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:49,240
And into the first turn,
it's Buddy Hall, Gustave and Gerta.
810
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:52,360
Finch really appears to be struggling
as he heads for the straightaway.
811
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,840
Wait. Mayor Eugene Young
has yet to leave the starting line.
812
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:06,040
You're going the wrong way!
813
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:09,439
Gustave and Gerta make
their move on Buddy in turn three.
814
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:11,559
And they've taken the lead.
815
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:13,759
Buddy Hall seems to be running out of gas.
816
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:16,760
The crowd urges him on,
but it may not be his day.
817
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:21,520
Wrong-way Finch slips past Gustave
and Gerta and is really pouring it on.
818
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:29,959
Finch has got to make his move now or else.
819
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:32,960
He jumps the bales,
almost taking out Buddy in the process.
820
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:36,120
Miraculously, Steve Finch has taken
the lead going into the final turn!
821
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:42,280
Steve Finch has a huge lead.
822
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:46,319
- Nothing can stop him now!
- Yeah!
823
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:49,320
Finch is sent sprawling!
Oh, the carnage.
824
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:53,200
And it's Buddy Hall by a nose!
Buddy Hall wins the race!
825
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:56,880
Buddy Hall is our new champion!
826
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:02,200
Buddy! Buddy!
Buddy! Buddy! Buddy!
827
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:06,440
Thank you. Thank you.
828
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:10,080
l will be back with the payment booklet
for your new car, Flash.
829
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:16,480
Yeah, fine, fine, but the last time
l looked at the satellite pictures,
830
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,999
you still couldn't see your house.
831
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,999
Not a flicker, not a blip.
832
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,159
How's that feel, huh? Huh?
833
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:27,799
How's it feel to be invisible?
834
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:30,800
Huh?
835
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:37,439
What?
836
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:40,440
OK, let's go over it. The LED lights, the grid,
the wires, the shipping, the handling.
837
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:46,440
Everything, the whole ball ofwax.
How much, out the door?
838
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:51,839
How much? What?
839
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:54,159
Are you serious?
840
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:57,160
What is that? ln yen?
841
00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:00,520
ls that with the discount?
842
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,880
Can you get it here overnight?
843
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:16,159
Buddy! Buddy Hall!
844
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:19,160
- Hi, honey.
- This is a bad dream. This isn't happening.
845
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:22,880
No, no, l'm just going to take
a couple ofthese branches off...
846
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:28,119
l'm not talking about the trees!
847
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:30,679
l'm talking about this.
848
01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:32,999
- What's that?
- You know what this is.
849
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,000
This is the stand to my vase.
You pawned it, didn't you?
850
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:39,079
You pawned my grandmother's vase.
851
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:42,080
Well, how am l supposed to afford a camel
on a car salesman's salary?
852
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:47,440
And then l went for a loan,
and ifyou don't have ajob...
853
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:50,600
You lost yourjob?
854
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:55,360
That was a pretty awkward way
for you to find that out.
855
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:59,600
But don't worry about it.
l can sell anything to anybody.
856
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:03,679
Not me. Not any more.
857
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:05,799
Honey, things are gonna get better.
858
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:08,759
When? l'm tired ofwaiting, Buddy.
859
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:11,760
Waiting for you to find the rightjob,
the right town.
860
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:15,120
Waiting for you to find
that one true thing that makes you happy.
861
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:18,800
l think this is it.
862
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:21,559
You see, that's just the thing, Buddy.
863
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:24,560
l just thought you might wake up one day
and see that itjust might be me.
864
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:29,760
That itjust might be your family.
865
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,800
You know what? l'm done.
866
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:36,119
Oh, honey. Come on. Don't.
867
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:39,120
- Cords! Cords are everywhere!
- Please, baby... No.
868
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,679
Oh, no, honey.
869
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:44,680
Buddy Hall's Christmas wish
is to make his house bright enough
870
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:48,480
to be visible notjust from miles around,
871
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:51,239
but from space.
872
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:53,239
Oh, right...
873
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:56,240
When we heard about Mr Hall's quest,
ifyou will,
874
01:01:57,120 --> 01:02:00,120
we downlinked images from his general area
as often as possible.
875
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:02,999
l can show you, ifyou'd like to take a look.
876
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:06,000
Right... Nothing yet.
877
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:07,879
Wow. Thank you for that.
878
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:10,880
This may be one Christmas wish
even Santa can't grant.
879
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:14,880
Hi, everybody. Thanks for coming.
880
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:19,760
l'm really happy that you came tonight.
l hope you enjoy these lights,
881
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:23,719
cos l did 'em all for you.
882
01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:25,879
And for my family.
883
01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:28,880
And for my wonderful neighbours
across the street.
884
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:32,400
Thank you.
885
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:07,400
Tia!
886
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:11,239
Tia!
887
01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:14,240
Come back!
888
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,880
lfyou missed anything,
this show is gonna be repeated
889
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:50,480
every night on a loop until 4am.
890
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:11,279
l can't take it any more.
891
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:14,280
Well, me neither, but you've
gotta take some ofthe blame.
892
01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:17,159
- You hear that?
- Yeah.
893
01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:20,160
Hear that? lt's getting louder.
He wants to play rough? l can play rough.
894
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,960
Steve, where are you going? Steve!
895
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:38,360
l hear if someone's in the market
for something with a little pop,
896
01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:41,599
you're the guy.
897
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:44,600
Maybe. Could be the guy.
898
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:49,080
Depends on what you're looking for.
899
01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:53,040
Don't let the reindeer pyjamas fool you, pal.
l'm not playing around.
900
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:57,200
- l'm looking to do some serious damage.
- Yeah? Cool.
901
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:01,400
You've come to the right place. l've got
enough firepower back here for two wars.
902
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:10,079
l got reapers, crackle dragons,
903
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:12,439
wagon wheels, throbbing copperheads.
904
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:15,440
- Great. l'll take 'em all.
- What's this for, man?
905
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:19,560
l'm gonna shoot them at my neighbour's
house and hopefully give him a heart attack.
906
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:24,200
Cool. ln that case, you need this.
907
01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:37,680
- The atomic warlord.
- Wow.
908
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:41,120
Yeah.
909
01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:52,600
Good night, Steve.
910
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:55,880
Good night, Buddy.
911
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:10,080
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
912
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:17,520
You want lights, Buddy?
You want lights? l'll show you lights.
913
01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:28,559
Oh, yeah! Yeah, how do you like that?
914
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:30,679
Yeah, sleep through that, Buddy.
915
01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:33,680
Huh? Huh?
916
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:38,439
Yeah!
917
01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:41,440
How's that feel, huh? Hey, you think
they can see that from space, Buddy?
918
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:46,920
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
919
01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:51,600
How does it feel to have
your whole world exploding around you?
920
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:02,239
Oh, no!
921
01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:05,240
Oh, gosh.
922
01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:09,960
Steve? Where are you?
What's happening? Honey?
923
01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:25,399
Oh, God. l really wish that hadn't happened.
924
01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:28,400
Honey?
925
01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:44,520
Kelly! Kelly!
926
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:56,040
You sure you've been watering that thing?
lt went up awfully fast.
927
01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:00,000
- Are you kidding me?
- Fire extinguisher.
928
01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:14,320
Yeah, yeah. Faulty Christmas lights,
an underwatered tree.
929
01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:18,480
What can l say? We're a cautionary tale.
930
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:22,040
So the fact you apparently purchased
an illegal-grade military firework
931
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:26,760
and set it off in your own home
had nothing to do with it, huh?
932
01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:30,359
That could have been a contributing factor.
933
01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:32,839
What about this?
934
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:35,840
Never seen that before in my life.
935
01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:39,439
You're getting to be
a knot in my panties, mister.
936
01:09:39,440 --> 01:09:41,239
A real knot.
937
01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:44,240
All right, let's go.
938
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:49,800
Hey, kids. What are you...?
939
01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:53,560
Where are you going, huh?
940
01:09:54,480 --> 01:09:57,119
- Hey, Madison. What's going on?
- Father.
941
01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:59,119
Kelly. Kelly, what are you doing?
942
01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:02,120
Trying to salvage
part ofthis Christmas for the kids.
943
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:04,479
Wait. You're leaving? You're lea...
944
01:10:04,480 --> 01:10:07,079
Come on, it's not that bad. lt's not that bad.
945
01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:09,719
Most ofthe smoke damage
was in the family room.
946
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:12,720
And on the bright side,
you always hated that wallpaper.
947
01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:16,280
- Now that high-pressure hoses have ripped...
- We're gonna stay with Tia and the twins.
948
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:21,120
Come on, Kelly, don't do that.
Don't let thatjerk ruin our Christmas.
949
01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:24,799
- The onlyjerk ruining Christmas is you.
- Me?
950
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:27,279
- Yeah.
- Me? l'm trying to save Christmas.
951
01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:30,280
Really? What is your
favourite Christmas memory?
952
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:34,000
Well... Well, you know what it is.
953
01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:36,999
l was seven years old.
My dad and l moved to Alabama,
954
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:40,000
and on Christmas morning we woke up
and sat on the kitchen floor,
955
01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:42,879
ate fries and drank chocolate milk.
956
01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:45,880
Yeah, exactly. lt wasn't planned.
lt wasn't organised.
957
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:49,279
Nobody entered it in a BlackBerry.
ltjust happened.
958
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:51,719
Our family is so busy,
we have to plan things out.
959
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:53,719
No. You, you are the busy one.
960
01:10:53,720 --> 01:10:56,720
You said our kids needed Christmas
more than ever. No.
961
01:10:56,960 --> 01:10:59,679
What they need more than ever is you.
962
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:02,680
Carter wanted to go
Christmas shopping with you.
963
01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:06,240
He wanted to cut down that tree with you.
And Madison, well...
964
01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:10,040
Madison's a teenage girl so she ignores you,
but ifyou'd been paying attention,
965
01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:14,560
you'd have seen that she wants you
to know she's not a little girl.
966
01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:17,119
That's a message l got pretty clear.
967
01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:19,279
You just don't get it.
968
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:22,280
Christmas traditions are born in those little
chocolate-milk-and-French-fry moments,
969
01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:26,359
and you can't control it.
970
01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:29,360
We don't fit in the tiny little boxes
on your Christmas calendar.
971
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:35,160
Oh, don't.
972
01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:37,599
What will l eat?
973
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:40,600
Wait, Kelly. Don't. Wait.
974
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:50,560
Steve. What happened to your house?
Did you have a fire?
975
01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:54,519
Are you telling me
you weren't even home last night?
976
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:57,520
No. Tia and the girls
went and stayed in a motel.
977
01:11:58,360 --> 01:12:01,360
l spent all night throwing
little pebbles at their window.
978
01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:04,520
You missed the whole...
979
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:08,479
Oh, that's nothing.
That's nothing. That's just...
980
01:12:08,480 --> 01:12:11,480
The kids probably left it out here last night.
981
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:15,400
lt's just a wire that goes...
982
01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:18,879
l knew it. You've been stealing my power.
983
01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:21,880
Borrowing. Look, it's an extension cord.
lt goes both ways.
984
01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:25,519
l was gonna shoot it back to you
after the holidays.
985
01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:28,520
Fine, you win. You win.
The skating, the lights, the trees.
986
01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:32,200
You've been two steps ahead of me.
But you know what?
987
01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:34,359
You're still a screwup,
988
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:37,360
and that doesn't change because
you put some lights on the roof.
989
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:42,279
Hey, pal.
990
01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:45,280
You're gonna be spending Christmas alone,
like the rest of us screwups.
991
01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:49,040
How do you like that?
992
01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:05,799
Tootie, where are you?
993
01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:08,800
No, no. But we're luckier than lots
offamilies because we're really going.
994
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:14,599
Wait till you see the fine home
we're going to have.
995
01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:17,479
And the loads and loads offriends we'll make.
996
01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:19,999
Wonderful friends.
997
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:23,000
But the main thing, Tootie,
is that we're all going to be together,
998
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:25,839
just like we've always been.
999
01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:28,119
That's what really counts.
1000
01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:31,120
We could be happy anywhere
as long as we're together.
1001
01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:14,160
l see you're taking down all the lights.
1002
01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:17,279
Oh, you noticed?
1003
01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:19,759
What are you, some kind of genius?
1004
01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:22,760
Apparently not.
1005
01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:26,920
l can't do it, Buddy.
1006
01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:30,360
l can't spend Christmas without them.
1007
01:14:32,640 --> 01:14:34,959
Tell me about it.
1008
01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:37,039
This is awful.
1009
01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:39,679
lt's killing me.
1010
01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:42,680
And you know Tia.
1011
01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:45,960
She's so stubborn. She won't even talk to me.
1012
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:52,600
l tried everything.
1013
01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:58,160
Maybe not everything.
1014
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:10,000
Girls, come over here
and help us decorate the tree.
1015
01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:13,520
Mom, you're hanging booze from the minibar
on a branch that you got out of a car bumper.
1016
01:15:15,480 --> 01:15:18,239
Pardon me for not being
in the Christmas spirit.
1017
01:15:18,240 --> 01:15:21,240
- We're making the best of it.
- Girls, put those books down.
1018
01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:24,520
Get your butts over here.
Are you reading?
1019
01:15:25,160 --> 01:15:28,160
Emily Dickinson.
Madison gave it to us. lt's really good.
1020
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:32,239
Yeah, it's not giving me
a headache or anything.
1021
01:15:32,240 --> 01:15:35,240
Maybe l should
go to law school or something.
1022
01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:41,519
Hey, Mom, look.
1023
01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:43,959
Carter, get back here.
1024
01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:46,960
l'll get him.
Carter, get back here, you little fart.
1025
01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:56,280
Mom, you won't believe this.
You guys have to come.
1026
01:15:56,600 --> 01:15:57,919
Carter.
1027
01:15:57,920 --> 01:16:00,920
lt's like a path. Let's see where it goes.
1028
01:16:04,480 --> 01:16:07,079
Oh, my...
1029
01:16:07,080 --> 01:16:10,080
lt's just unbelievable.
What do you think, sweetie?
1030
01:16:11,080 --> 01:16:14,080
Mom, look at this one.
1031
01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:25,880
This is amazing.
1032
01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:29,200
Take a picture!
1033
01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:34,040
l can't believe it.
1034
01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:56,560
Mom, all these lights were Dad's lights.
1035
01:16:57,920 --> 01:17:00,920
- l begged you to let me do the yams.
- You have no feeling for starches.
1036
01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:05,600
- Your three bean salad is bad.
- You expect me to do the salad
1037
01:17:06,280 --> 01:17:09,280
and the fiesta corn?
1038
01:17:10,440 --> 01:17:13,440
We thought maybe you'd be hungry.
1039
01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:17,400
lfyou thought some lights and a TV dinner
would make up for all the crap that l have...
1040
01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:27,640
- ls that what l think?
- We didn't have time to do a turkey.
1041
01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:30,800
So we made a few things
from your new cookbook.
1042
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:39,400
l got you this little pre-Christmas gift.
1043
01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:54,760
l missed you so much.
1044
01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:57,960
Oh, gosh, how did you afford it?
How did you ever afford it?
1045
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:01,800
Let's just say we're not gonna use
our credit cards for the rest of our lives.
1046
01:18:07,240 --> 01:18:10,199
- You've been busy.
- Kelly, l'm so sorry.
1047
01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:13,200
lt's just everything got so... You think you're
doing the right things for the right reasons
1048
01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:18,440
and then one day you blow up your house.
1049
01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:22,880
And it occurs to you that somewhere
along the way, things got out of hand.
1050
01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:27,319
lt seemed like your whole life got so loud
1051
01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:30,320
that the only thing you were gonna hear
was an empty house.
1052
01:18:30,440 --> 01:18:32,759
You're right.
1053
01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:35,760
You were right. And you were right to leave.
1054
01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:39,520
You were. l understand. You were all right
to leave. And l'm so glad you're back.
1055
01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:50,200
- So l can date now?
- Sailors during wartime? No.
1056
01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:54,600
But you are growing up,
so l guess l have to get used to that.
1057
01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:01,000
- Mr Hall, you took down all your lights.
- Yeah, l thought it would be better.
1058
01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:04,639
- l bet it would have worked.
- lt might have.
1059
01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:06,799
l bet they could have seen us from space.
1060
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:09,319
We'll never know.
1061
01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:12,320
Then again, maybe you will.
1062
01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:26,959
Oh, my...
1063
01:19:26,960 --> 01:19:29,960
Look, l'm sorry.
1064
01:19:31,520 --> 01:19:34,520
You all have to go home.
There are no lights tonight.
1065
01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:38,799
No, but there will be.
1066
01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:41,119
- Buddy, what's happening?
- l don't know.
1067
01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:44,120
l told them Buddy was short on lights
and maybe they'd like to come and help out.
1068
01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:47,399
How many people did you call?
1069
01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:50,400
You have no idea
how bad the eyesight is in this town.
1070
01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:53,760
MTV is sending someone down
to do a story on Buddy's lights.
1071
01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:57,800
- They don't know he took 'em down.
- Which is why we'd better put 'em back up.
1072
01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:01,920
Are you just gonna stand there
or are you gonna help me do this?
1073
01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:05,320
Let's go.
1074
01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:26,240
- Oh, it's beautiful.
- Thank you so much.
1075
01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:32,960
And keep those truck lights on too.
Those are good too.
1076
01:20:33,080 --> 01:20:36,080
Thanks for coming. lt's really nice ofyou.
Beautiful. Good to see you.
1077
01:20:40,040 --> 01:20:43,040
Steve, you're doing an excellentjob.
You got a future in this.
1078
01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:46,400
Happy holidays. SuChin Pak coming to you
live from Cloverdale, Massachusetts,
1079
01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:50,559
where the whole town has come out
1080
01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:53,560
to see if Buddy Hall, a local car salesman,
can achieve the impossible.
1081
01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:57,560
He's put up a Christmas light display
that can hopefully be seen from space.
1082
01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:02,720
The folks at MyEarth have been
monitoring the situation live.
1083
01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:05,960
Guys, thanks so much for spending
your holiday plans with us.
1084
01:21:06,440 --> 01:21:08,439
Oh, no, that's no trouble at all.
1085
01:21:08,440 --> 01:21:11,440
Basil's mum stopped by with a tin of biscuits,
so we're just having a laugh.
1086
01:21:12,480 --> 01:21:15,119
Oh, good... good times.
1087
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:18,120
They're gonna do it.
They're gonna turn on the lights.
1088
01:21:18,160 --> 01:21:21,160
All right. lt looks like
the moment has finally arrived.
1089
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:24,039
Let's do this as a family. Come on.
1090
01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:26,959
- Put your hand on it.
- Buddy, everybody ready?
1091
01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:28,479
- Yeah.
- On the count ofthree.
1092
01:21:28,480 --> 01:21:31,480
One, two, three.
1093
01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:43,880
People worked so hard.
They're gonna be so disappointed.
1094
01:21:44,520 --> 01:21:47,520
l'm gonna go get some candles.
1095
01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:50,800
OK. All right. l need light.
1096
01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:16,400
Wanna borrow my phone?
1097
01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:40,080
Hey, Dad. Wouldn't it be great
ifwe could do this every Christmas?
1098
01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:43,319
What do you think?
1099
01:22:43,320 --> 01:22:46,320
Yeah. Yeah, we could use
some new traditions around here.
1100
01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:51,320
Buddy, l really like this town.
1101
01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:54,720
Do you think maybe you could ask
for yourjob back and we could stay here?
1102
01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:57,839
- Yeah, l like it too.
- You do?
1103
01:22:57,840 --> 01:23:00,840
l'll get myjob back. l'll get myjob back.
1104
01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:08,080
Hey, Steve, l know everything got really crazy,
1105
01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:11,200
but l just wanted you to know
that when we first met, l wasn't lying.
1106
01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:14,679
l really did want to be your friend.
1107
01:23:14,680 --> 01:23:17,680
l know you did. l should have let you.
1108
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:21,000
lt's Christmas. Anything can happen.
1109
01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:23,199
Can we start over?
1110
01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:26,200
Nice to meet you. l'm Steve Finch. You are?
1111
01:23:26,480 --> 01:23:28,999
Buddy Hall.
1112
01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:32,000
- Merry Christmas, Buddy.
- You too, Steve. Yeah.
1113
01:24:31,360 --> 01:24:34,360
- He bloody well did it.
- l'm getting confirmation.
1114
01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:37,319
Yes. Yes.
1115
01:24:37,320 --> 01:24:40,320
The house is clearly visible from space!
1116
01:24:46,280 --> 01:24:49,280
Oh, my God.
1117
01:24:57,120 --> 01:25:00,120
- l'm so proud ofyou!
- You can see it from space!
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