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We come in peace
for cats and mice everywhere.
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Hey, how you doing? Good to see you.
Thanks for coming out.
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Itchy... Itchy...
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Boring!
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Dad, we can't see the movie.
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I can't believe we're paying to see
something we get on TV for free.
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If you ask me, everybody in this theater
is a giant sucker.
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Especially you.
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Movie on the big screen!
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Excuse me. My heinie is dipping.
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All right, well,
thanks a lot for coming.
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We've been playing
for three and a half hours.
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Now we'd like just a minute of your time
to say something about the environment.
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- You suck!
- Shut up and play!
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- Preachy!
- We're not being preachy.
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But the pollution in your lake,
it's dissolving our barge.
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I thought they touched on
a vital issue.
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I beg to differ.
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Gentlemen, it's been an honor
playing with you tonight.
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For the latest rock band
to die in our town...
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...Lord, hear our prayer.
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Lord, hear our prayer.
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I hate being late.
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Well, I hate going.
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Why can't I worship the Lord
in my own way...
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...by praying like hell on my deathbed?
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Homer, they can hear you inside.
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Relax. Those pious morons are too busy
talking to their phony-baloney God.
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How you doing? Peace be with you.
Praise Jebus.
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Today I'd like to try something
a little different.
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I'm going to call on one of you!
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Now, the word of God
dwells within everyone.
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I want you to let that word out.
Let your spirit...
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What is it, Ned?
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The good Lord is telling me
to confess to something.
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Gay, gay, gay.
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An immodest sense of pride
in our community.
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Somebody else?
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Let the Lord's light shine upon you.
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Feel the spirit.
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Let it out!
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Horrible, horrible things
are going to happen!
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And they're gonna happen to you!
And you! And you! And you.
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Whoa, nelly!
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People of Springfield,
heed this warning:
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Twisted tail!
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A thousand eyes!
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Trapped forever!
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Dad, do something!
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This book doesn't have any answers!
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Beware! Beware! Time is short!
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Believe me! Believe me!
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Thanks for listening.
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Okay, who wants waffles?
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I do, I do, I do!
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Wait a minute. What about Grampa?
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- I want syrup!
- I want strawberries!
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Something happened to that man.
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I'll tell you what happened to him.
A certain someone had a senior moment.
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But that's okay, because we love him
and we got a free rug out of it.
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What is the point of going to church
every Sunday...
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...when if someone we love has a genuine
religious experience, we ignore it?
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Right, Grampa?
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I want bananas on my waffles.
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I rest my case.
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I'm not dropping this.
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Wait a minute. I'm still in the car.
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Oh, right.
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"Take out hornets' nest."
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Check."Fix sinkhole."
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Check.
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"Re-shingle roof"?
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Steady.
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Steady.
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Why, you little...!
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I'll teach you to laugh
at something that's funny!
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You know, we are on the roof.
We could have some fun.
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What kind of fun?
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How about a dare contest?
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That sounds fun. I dare you to...
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...climb the TV antenna!
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- Piece of cake.
- Earthquake!
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Aftershock!
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Homer, I don't mean
to be a Nervous Pervis...
85
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...but if he falls, couldn't that
make your boy a paraplege-arino?
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Shut up, Flanders.
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- Yeah, shut up, Flanders.
- Well said, boy.
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Steady. Steady.
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Steady...
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Hello. Sorry to bother you
on a Sunday...
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...but I'm sure you're as worried about
the pollution in Lake Springfield as I am.
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Lake Springfield has higher levels
of mercury than ev...
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Why, it's the little girl
who saved my cat.
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Lake Springfield is...
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Come on over, Lisa.
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You can canvass me
as long as you want.
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Milhouse, you don't care
about the environment.
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Hey. I am very passionate
about the planet.
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Say global warming is a myth.
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It's a myth! Further study is needed!
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That's for selling out your beliefs.
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Oh, poor Milhouse.
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Dream coming true.
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Are you aware that a leaky faucet
can waste over...?
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Two thousand gallons a year.
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- Turning off lights can save...
- Enough energy to power Pittsburgh.
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And if we kept our thermostats
at 68 in winter...
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We'd be free from our dependency
on foreign oil in 17 years.
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I'm Colin.
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I haven't seen you at school.
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Moved from Ireland.
My dad's a musician.
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- Is he...?
- He's not Bono.
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- I just thought, because you're Irish and...
- He's not Bono.
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Do you play?
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Just piano, guitar, trumpet,
drums and bass.
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He's pure gold.
For once in your life, be cool.
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So is your name as pretty
as your face?
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You okay there?
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Twisted tail! A thousand eyes!
Trapped forever!
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What could that be?
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I believe it's the sound
the Green Lantern made...
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...when Sinestro threw him
into a vat of acid.
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Yeah. Thanks for coming over.
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Thanks for giving me
your pregnancy pants.
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Never known comfort like this.
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Why did I suggest this?
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All right, boy,
time for the ultimate dare.
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I dare you to skateboard
to Krusty Burger and back...
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...naked.
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- How naked?
- Fourth base.
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Girls might see my doodle.
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Oh, I see. Then I hereby
declare you chicken for life.
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Every morning, you'll wake up to
"Good morning, chicken."
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At your wedding, I'll sing:
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I like men now.
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Don't look where I'm pointing!
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Stop in the name of
American squeamishness!
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Boys, before we eat, don't forget
to thank the Lord for this bountiful...
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Penis?!
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- Bountiful penis.
- Bountiful penis.
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Amen.
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Listen, kid, nobody likes wearing clothes
in public, but, you know, it's the law.
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Lunchtime!
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You can't just leave me out here.
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Don't worry, we found
a friend for you to play with.
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Nelson, honey, where have you been?
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- Dad!
- What seems to be the problem, officers?
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Tell him you dared me to do it.
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If that's true, then you should be
taking the rap here, not your son.
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And what happens to me
if it's my fault?
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You'll have to attend
a one-hour parenting class.
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It was all his idea!
He's out of control, I tell you!
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I'm at my wits' end.
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It's so...
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See you in court, kid.
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Okay, son, let's get some lunch.
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Did you at least bring my clothes?
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Shirt, socks, everything you need.
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- You didn't bring my pants.
- Who am I, Tommy Bahama?
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This is the worst day of my life.
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The worst day of your life so far.
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- Say, Bart?
- What do you want, Flanders?
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If you need pants,
I carry an extra pair.
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You know how boys are,
always praying through the knees.
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Why are you helping me?
I'm not your kid.
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We're neighbors. I'm sure your father
would do the same for my boys.
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Thank you.
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- Hey, what's with you?
- You really wanna know?
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Of course I do.
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00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,595
What kind of a father
wouldn't care about...?
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A pig wearing a hat!
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Action.
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00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:11,197
Hey, hey! It's your old pal Krusty,
for my new pork sandwich, the Klogger.
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If you can find a greasier sandwich,
you're in Mexico!
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00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:22,270
And we're clear.
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00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:24,277
Perfect. Cut, print, kill the pig.
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00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:29,232
What...?! You can't kill him
if he's wearing people clothes!
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You're coming home with me.
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"A thousand eyes."
What could that be?
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I'm pretty sure
a thousand is a number.
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00:14:55,960 --> 00:15:00,511
Hey, Marge. Isn't it great being married
to someone who's recklessly impulsive?
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Actually, it's aged me horribly.
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Then say hello
to the newest Simpson.
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Homer!
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00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:18,951
I believe what happened in church
was a warning about precisely this.
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00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:21,116
Please, get rid of that pig.
187
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:26,075
Oh, you're gonna love him.
Look, he does an impression of you.
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You nailed her.
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He also does me.
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You smiled. I'm off the hook.
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00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:48,271
Oh, you have so many looks.
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00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,438
So that's what snug is.
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00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:08,790
Who's a good pig?
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00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:11,550
Who's a good pig?
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Rough day, huh, son?
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00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,513
You don't know what rough is, sister.
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00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:23,678
Bart, you know, whenever my boys
bake up a batch of frownies...
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...I take them fishing.
199
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,430
Does your dad ever take you fishing?
200
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:33,916
Dad, it's not fair to use a bug zapper
to catch the fish.
201
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:37,476
If you love fish like I do,
you want them to die with dignity.
202
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,399
I think I have a nibble.
203
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,235
I think fishing might be
more fun with you.
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00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:58,113
Oh, great. Now, how about
I fix you some cocoa?
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00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,117
No way. Cocoa's for wusses.
206
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,073
Well, sir, if you change your mind,
it's on the windowsill.
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00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:23,959
Oh, my God.
208
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:28,598
Oh, wait. I didn't tell you the best part.
He loves the environment.
209
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:33,191
Oh, wait! I still didn't tell you
the best part. He's got an Irish brogue.
210
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,868
No, no, wait!
I still didn't tell you the best part.
211
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,798
He's not imaginary!
212
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,911
Oh, honey, that's great.
213
00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:43,829
But the very best thing
is that he listens to you.
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00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:47,191
Because nothing means more
than for a man to...
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00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,073
How did the pig tracks
get on the ceiling?
216
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,350
Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig
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00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,915
Does whatever a Spider-Pig does
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Can he swing from a web?
219
00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,436
No, he can't, he's a pig
220
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:03,349
Look out
He is the Spider-Pig
221
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Are we having fun yet?
222
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,432
We are now. You've got a bite.
223
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,870
Whoa, mama!
224
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,678
Oh, no, my good pole!
225
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,758
You're not strangling me.
226
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,269
What the...?
Strangling's only good for...
227
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,518
Well, it's not good for anything.
228
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,676
The only time you should
lay hands on a boy...
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...is to give him
a good pat on the back.
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Hey, what the hell are you...?
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One more time.
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Honey, I'm home.
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We are at the tipping point, people.
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If we don't do something now...
235
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:08,670
I'm sorry, I lost my train of thought.
Isn't he dreamy?
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Agreed.
237
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,593
Okay, so here's the bottom line:
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If we don't change our ways
right now...
239
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,629
...pollution in Lake Springfield
will be at this level.
240
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:19,794
That's not so bad.
241
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,753
No, the lift is stuck.
242
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,835
Am I getting through to anyone?
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00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,474
Hell, yeah.
We need a new one of those things.
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00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,875
All in favor of a new scissor lift,
say "aye."
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00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,752
- Aye.
- No!
246
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:42,793
This lake is just one piece of trash
away from a toxic nightmare.
247
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,353
But I knew you wouldn't listen.
248
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:48,189
So I took the liberty of pouring water
from the lake in all your drinking glasses.
249
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,111
This is why we should hate kids.
250
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,719
This is serious, people.
251
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:58,118
No more dumping in the lake.
I hereby declare a state of emergency.
252
00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,594
Code black.
253
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:04,275
Black? That's the worst color there is.
254
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:07,119
- No offense there, Carl.
- I get it all the time.
255
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,029
Sorry, sorry. No dumping in the lake.
256
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:31,837
Fine. I will put my yard trimmings
in a car compactor.
257
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,030
Chief, I think there was
a dead body in there.
258
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:38,357
I thought that too,
until he said "yard trimmings."
259
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:40,198
You gotta learn to listen, Lou.
260
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:44,552
Let us now make sure
this barrier is completely idiot-proof.
261
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,671
- Cletus.
- Yessum?
262
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,836
Try to dump something in the lake.
263
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,678
Okay.
264
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,039
I can't. I simply can't.
265
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,753
- Brilliant.
- Very effective.
266
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,788
Don't get any ideas.
267
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,915
Maybe we should kiss,
just to break the tension.
268
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:25,951
What's going on here?
269
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,195
Nothing. Nothing.
270
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,630
I'm not sure that pig
should be in the house.
271
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:33,674
And by the way,
what are you doing with his leavings?
272
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:37,509
Don't worry.
I've devised a most elegant solution.
273
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,033
It's leaking.
274
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:44,630
It's not leaking, it's overflowing.
275
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:48,628
He filled up the whole silo
in just two days?
276
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:49,795
Well, I helped.
277
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:55,074
Homer, stop! Stop. I know it's easy
for your mind to wander...
278
00:21:56,840 --> 00:22:00,833
...but I want you to
really concentrate on me.
279
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:07,636
I can't escape the feeling that this
is the crisis Grampa warned us about.
280
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:10,877
You have to dispose
of that waste properly.
281
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,317
Okay, Marge. I will.
282
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,351
You can take Spider-Pig with you.
283
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,757
He's not Spider-Pig anymore,
he's Harry Plopper.
284
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:32,915
Hello.
285
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,439
Homer, you gotta get over here.
286
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:38,110
Health inspector shut down the doughnut
store, they're giving out free doughnuts!
287
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:41,153
Oh, my God, oh, my God!
I just got one thing I gotta do first.
288
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,670
Well, you better hurry.
They're going fast.
289
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,391
Whoa, that was close.
290
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,268
Evil!
291
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,836
Drive, drive, drive!
292
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:34,838
Oh, right.
293
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:03,437
Look at that. You can see
the four states that border Springfield:
294
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:07,155
Ohio, Nevada, Maine and Kentucky.
295
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:08,635
Oh, yeah.
296
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:12,037
And if you look real close,
you can almost...
297
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:17,636
Well, this certainly seems odd...
298
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:21,389
...but who am I to question
the work of the Almighty?
299
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:26,513
We thank you, Lord,
for this mighty fine intelligent design.
300
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,517
Good job.
301
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,316
Jabbity, jabbity, jab, jab, jab!
302
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,590
Hey! Jab one more eye
and it's a federal crime.
303
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,439
- Who are you?
- Environmental Protection Agency.
304
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,352
Russ Cargill, head of the EPA,
here to see the president.
305
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:54,829
Mr. President.
306
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,389
Ja, that is me.
307
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:01,115
Pollution in Springfield
has reached crisis levels.
308
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:05,959
I hate this job. Everything's "crisis" this
and "end of the world" that.
309
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,879
Nobody opens with a joke.
I miss Danny De Vito.
310
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:12,595
You want a joke, huh?
Stop me if you've heard this one.
311
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,638
Look at those angry eyes
and giant teeth.
312
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,717
It's like Christmas
at the Kennedy compound.
313
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:21,873
You know, sir, when you
made me head of the EPA...
314
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:25,311
...you appointed one of
the most successful men in America...
315
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,590
...to the least successful agency
in government.
316
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,631
And why did I take the job?
317
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,434
Because I'm a rich man
who wanted to give something back.
318
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,119
Not the money, but something.
319
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:38,313
So here is our chance to
kick some ass for Mother Earth.
320
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:41,114
- I'm listening.
- Well, I've narrowed your choices down...
321
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,197
...to five unthinkable options.
322
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,913
Each will cause untold misery...
323
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:46,553
I pick number three.
324
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,273
You don't wanna read them first?
325
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,950
I was elected to lead, not to read.
Number three!
326
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:34,393
We're being sealed in a dome!
327
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,278
What do I do?
I don't know what to do!
328
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:40,516
If I stay, I'm trapped.
If I leave, I'm alone.
329
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,312
Oh, God. In, out, in, out!
330
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:43,555
I never saw Venice.
331
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,159
"Trapped forever."
332
00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:00,590
It's all come true.
333
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:04,236
That crazy old man in church
was right.
334
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:12,989
Dome!
335
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,758
All right, men, open fire.
336
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,592
Who's hurt? Raise your hands.
337
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:36,475
Without the attitude.
338
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,148
People, people.
I have an important announcement.
339
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,438
I have just perfected
an acid-firing super-drill...
340
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,473
...which can cut through anything.
- Hey, that's cool.
341
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:46,795
It's right there.
342
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,549
Just outside of the dome.
343
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,556
What ruthless madmen
could have done this to us?
344
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,273
The United States government.
345
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:02,075
My name is Russ Cargill
and I'm head of the EPA.
346
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:04,475
The what?
347
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,035
- Environmental Protection Agency.
- Come again?
348
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,470
Look, I'm a man on a big TV.
Just listen.
349
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,149
- Springfield has become...
- Springfield!
350
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,755
- the most polluted city
in the history of the planet.
351
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,234
Drama queen!
352
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,438
To keep your poisons
from spreading...
353
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,631
...your government has sealed you
in this dome.
354
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:23,998
It's the last thing we wanted to do.
355
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,634
I own the company that makes
the dome, but that's beside the point.
356
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,478
You mean we're trapped like rats?
357
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:33,629
No, rats can't be trapped this easily.
You're trapped like carrots.
358
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:38,952
Wait. We couldn't be more polluted.
Everyone stopped dumping in the lake.
359
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,230
Apparently someone
didn't get the message.
360
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,957
Act natural.
361
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:48,516
Hey, buddy, sooner or later,
people are gonna discover this.
362
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:52,349
Don't worry about that. We found
a way to take you off the map.
363
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,070
Coming up on your right:
364
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:57,838
Nothing.
365
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,072
This is Kent Brockman,
reporting to you on a crisis so serious...
366
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,236
...it has its own name
and theme music.
367
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,356
The dome has put an end
to life as we know it.
368
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:13,475
The town is running low on supplies of
everything from gasoline to Botox.
369
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,557
Moment, please.
370
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:22,757
Now, as always, we end our news
on "The Lighter Side."
371
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:26,236
It's the time of year when
the swallows return to Springfield.
372
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:41,149
I think the thing I miss most
is a simple summer breeze.
373
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,478
Maggie?
374
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:53,116
We've got dome wax, dome polish,
dome freshener, all your dome needs...
375
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,555
...at Dome Depot,
located at the 105 and the dome.
376
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:57,830
Dome Depot!
377
00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,951
Maggie got out! Maggie got out!
378
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:05,995
Maggie was right there,
just outside the dome.
379
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,350
Marge, she's right here.
380
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:13,513
This dome can play tricks on you.
You just have to keep calm and...
381
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:14,869
Oh, my God.
382
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:19,551
I'm out of the dome.
Fresh air! Freedom!
383
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,038
I'll write you. Lead good lives!
384
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,237
Good evening, this is Kent Brockman.
385
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,034
Efforts to find out
whose selfish crime...
386
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,470
...caused our entrapment
have been fruitless.
387
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:46,475
Until moments ago!
388
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,875
A shocking discovery has been made
here at Lake Springfield.
389
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,915
That could be anybody's pig-crap silo.
390
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:01,349
Homer, it was you.
391
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:04,120
You single-handedly killed this town.
392
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,470
I know. It's weird.
393
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,956
Just a reminder, this station does not
endorse vigilante justice.
394
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,674
Unless it gets results. Which it will.
395
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:18,319
You didn't listen to me
after I warned you.
396
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,910
Don't worry,
nobody watches this stupid show.
397
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,236
What's that ominous glow
in the distance?
398
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,315
Kill! Kill! Kill!
399
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:41,396
Marge, look. Those idiots
don't even know where we live.
400
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,432
Kill! Kill! Kill!
401
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,439
We want Homer! We want Homer!
402
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,313
You monster. You monster!
403
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:52,875
Did you see the news?
404
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,911
Honey, come on,
we have bigger problems.
405
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,270
But I'm so angry.
406
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:00,790
You're a woman.
You can hold on to it forever.
407
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:03,548
Okay.
408
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:07,994
Homer, you have to go out there,
face that mob...
409
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,395
...and apologize for what you did.
410
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:13,717
I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door,
they'll take all of you.
411
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:15,831
No, we won't. We just want Homer!
412
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:18,156
Well, maybe not you,
but they'll kill Grampa.
413
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:19,998
I'm part of the mob!
414
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,477
Teeny! Take out the baby.
415
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,996
Here, let me get that for you.
416
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,034
Stay back. I got a chain saw.
417
00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:00,875
Bart!
418
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,479
Crawl across. Hurry.
419
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,875
But if they see you helping us,
they'll kill you.
420
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,594
I'm sure your father would
do the same for...
421
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:11,075
Point taken. Now, hustle your bustles.
422
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:15,919
Archers.
423
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,988
I'm using a red arrow
so I know who I kill.
424
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:26,273
No, Plopper.
If you push that, Daddy will die.
425
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,233
Hey, my luck's beginning to turn.
426
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,398
Wait! There's something I have to get.
427
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,758
- What'd you get?
- Our wedding video.
428
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,310
- We have a wedding video?
- Torch his gas tank!
429
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,157
We lost them.
430
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:22,673
Up here.
431
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:24,995
Get them! Get them!
432
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:30,914
Little help?
433
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,954
You know, the word "apology"...
434
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:43,632
...is tossed around a lot these days,
but when it comes from in here...
435
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,479
Mom, what are we gonna do?
436
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:00,874
Maggie, not now.
437
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:03,635
We'll play later.
438
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:14,272
The sinkhole. Follow me, kids!
439
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,471
- Geronimo!
- Sacajawea!
440
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,068
So long, losers!
441
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:33,072
The top of his head is still showing.
Claw at it!
442
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:09,394
Well, they're China's problem now.
443
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,075
Colin!
444
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,676
I can't hear you!
445
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:52,232
I never thought my life would have an
absolutely perfect moment, but this is...
446
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:55,796
Lisa's got a boyfriend
that she'll never see again!
447
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,758
- perfect.
448
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:12,509
- What do we do?
- Now we run.
449
00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:17,798
I'm afraid we lost them, sir.
450
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,274
Damn it!
451
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:22,278
Well, then, you find them
and you get them back in the dome.
452
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:23,833
And so nobody else gets out...
453
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:26,600
...I want roving death squads
around the perimeter 24/7.
454
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,028
I want 10,000 tough guys...
455
00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:31,312
...and I want 10,000 soft guys
to make the tough guys look tougher.
456
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:34,592
And here's how I want them arranged:
Tough, tough, soft, tough...
457
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:39,590
...soft, soft, tough, tough,
soft, soft, tough, soft.
458
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,998
Sir, I'm afraid you've
gone mad with power.
459
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:47,034
Of course. Ever try going mad without
power? It's boring. No one listens to you.
460
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:18,158
- Bart, are you drinking whiskey?
- I'm troubled.
461
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,510
- Bart.
- I promise, I'll stop tomorrow.
462
00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:23,029
You'll stop right now.
463
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:28,559
You come back here, little man.
464
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:35,638
I miss Flanders. There, I said it!
465
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:37,957
- Where's your father?
- He went out.
466
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,515
Let's quickly rebuild our lives
while he's gone.
467
00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:42,278
Hey, guys?
468
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:45,154
What's the secret knock, again?
469
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:51,230
Look, I know I screwed up. This is big.
470
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,715
It's huge! We're homeless!
471
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:55,911
Our friends wanna kill us!
472
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,429
Before we can even stay
in the same room with you...
473
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:00,995
...I need to know what was
going through your mind...
474
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,395
...when you didn't listen to me...
475
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:06,956
...and dumped that silo in the lake.
476
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:08,355
Homer!
477
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:12,030
I don't know what to tell you, Marge.
I don't think about things.
478
00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:14,276
I respect people who do...
479
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:19,759
...but I just try to make the days not hurt
until I get to crawl in next to you again.
480
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:23,469
I mean, oh.
481
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:27,674
Look, I'm really sorry.
But I'm more than just sorry...
482
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,632
...I'm prepared with a solution.
483
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:34,239
I've always been afraid I'd screw up our
lives so badly we'd need a backup plan.
484
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:38,953
And that plan is right here!
485
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:41,995
No.
486
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:43,235
Nope.
487
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:44,998
Bingo.
488
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,794
Bear with me.
489
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:55,635
Alaska?
490
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:59,628
Alaska. A place where you can't be
too fat or too drunk.
491
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,432
Where no one says things like:
492
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:04,871
"Let's see your high school
equivalency certificate."
493
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,118
I don't know, Homie.
494
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,639
I'm not saying it right.
495
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:13,389
Look, the thing is,
I can't start a new life alone.
496
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,239
And I've really come to like you guys.
497
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,468
I just don't see it.
498
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:27,869
Marge, in every marriage,
you get one chance to say:
499
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,230
"I need you to do this with me."
500
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,956
And there's only one answer
when somebody says that.
501
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,351
Okay, Homie, I'm with you.
502
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:46,152
Thank you, my sweetheart.
503
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,432
- Mom?
- Yes, honey?
504
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,792
You just bought
another load of crap...
505
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,912
...from the world's fattest
fertilizer salesman.
506
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,509
You'll pay for ruining
this golden family moment!
507
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:57,675
Homer!
508
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:01,031
How are we supposed to get to Alaska
without any money?
509
00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:05,518
All right, son. If you don't believe in me,
believe in America.
510
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:11,996
America. Where any man can make
quick money with no questions asked.
511
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,471
Step right up and win my truck!
512
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:19,831
All you have to do is conquer
the Ball of Death.
513
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:21,359
- What's the catch?
- No catch.
514
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:25,314
Just ride the motorcycle
all the way around just one time.
515
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,511
Three tries for $ 10.
516
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,872
- Marge, how much money do we have?
- Ten dollars.
517
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,679
That counts as a try.
518
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:40,472
That's two.
519
00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:43,869
And that's three.
520
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,719
Here's what I'll do,
because I like seeing you hurt yourself:
521
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:48,319
I'll give you one on the house.
522
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,272
- You're the best.
- Dad!
523
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:53,995
When you get to the top,
don't slow down, speed up!
524
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:57,033
- But that's when it's the scariest.
- Just do it!
525
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:10,113
Yes!
526
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:13,957
Yay, Dad!
527
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:22,836
I'll take that truck now.
528
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,789
Oh, man. My wives are gonna kill me.
529
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:33,350
Next stop, Alaska!
530
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,831
Day 37 under the dome.
531
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:44,749
We are facing intermittent
power failures which...
532
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,877
Okay, very funny.
I'm gonna turn the lights off again.
533
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:54,038
When they come back on,
I want all my booze back the way it was.
534
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:01,478
Yeah, okay. Okay.
535
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:11,714
I'm very proud of you, Bart.
Over 24 hours sober.
536
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,115
- You are, aren't you?
- I'll prove it.
537
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:23,515
We're giving your father another chance,
and we owe it to him to...
538
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,279
- Oh, my God.
- Can I help you?
539
00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:30,153
We need diapers.
540
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,476
- Okay.
- No. No, we don't. We don't.
541
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:34,511
- Ladies' razorblades.
- Right.
542
00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:38,554
No! No. No, we don't.
I forgot, we're European.
543
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:40,433
Just give us beef jerky.
544
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,279
Lots and lots of beef jerky.
545
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,233
That's right. That's what we need.
That's all we came in for.
546
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:47,714
Sure.
547
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,036
Oh, my God. There they are!
548
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:15,594
So you want some of my electricity,
do you?
549
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,991
Well, for once,
the rich white man is in control.
550
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,236
I have two buttons behind this desk.
551
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:26,877
One will supply your town with power,
the other releases the hounds.
552
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:29,754
Reach me. Make me your brother.
553
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,070
The hospital's generator
is about to give out.
554
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:33,474
Lives will be lost.
555
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:37,270
"Lives lost." Go on.
556
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,472
We got a convict we were gonna
fry tomorrow, but now we can't.
557
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,955
Tempting. Tempting.
558
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:44,798
Look, all our reasons mean nothing.
559
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,549
Just look into your heart
and you'll find the answer.
560
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:54,599
- First door on the right.
- Thank you.
561
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:05,955
What...? This isn't the way
I pictured Alaska at all!
562
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:07,559
Oh, that's better.
563
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:09,432
Homer!
564
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,319
Well, at least my poster
didn't get torn.
565
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:32,112
Welcome to Alaska. Here's $ 1000.
566
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,788
Well, it's about time! But why?
567
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,877
We pay every resident $ 1000...
568
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,878
...to allow oil companies to ravage
our state's natural beauty.
569
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:42,071
I'm home!
570
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,077
Oh, thanks.
571
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,558
What are you doing, Bart?
572
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,159
Just passing the time.
573
00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:20,676
My boy loves Alaska so much,
he's applauding it.
574
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,235
- Lisa, why aren't you clapping?
- But, Dad...
575
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:24,839
Clap for Alaska!
576
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:45,518
Well, Marge, we're separated
from the kids by a wall of snow.
577
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:49,315
All my dreams are coming true.
578
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:20,712
We're going to need more birds.
579
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,078
Day 93 under the dome.
580
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,475
With necessities growing
dangerously low...
581
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,513
...who knows what spark will set off
this powder keg?
582
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:51,996
- Let's discuss Tuesdays with Morrie.
- Again?
583
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,760
If we don't get a new book,
I'm going to puke.
584
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:58,475
You're the five people
I'm going to meet in hell!
585
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:02,271
We're out of coffee!
586
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,437
I can't take another minute
in this dome!
587
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:19,637
Take that.
588
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,399
Oh, no! Blowback!
589
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,192
Look what they're doing to our dome.
590
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:37,714
You know what that is, sir?
591
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,558
- A crack?
- Exactly.
592
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:42,797
People got out of the dome before,
they're gonna get out again.
593
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,719
When they do, there's gonna be
hearings, investigations...
594
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,515
I'll have to go back to
making family comedies.
595
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,396
Don't worry,
I have a solution for you, sir.
596
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:56,034
In fact, I have five solutions.
597
00:48:56,240 --> 00:48:58,595
You don't have to read them.
You'll have deniability.
598
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,518
I'll take care of it. You know nothing.
599
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:03,397
No. I need to know
what I'm approving.
600
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:07,354
Absolutely. But on the other hand,
knowing things is overrated.
601
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:09,790
Anyone can pick something
when they know what it is.
602
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,197
It takes real leadership to pick
something you're clueless about.
603
00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:15,719
- Okay, I pick three.
- Try again.
604
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,638
- One. Five?
- Go higher. Too high.
605
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:18,909
- Three?
- You said three.
606
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:20,838
- Six? Two?
- There is no six. Double it.
607
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:22,314
- Four!
- As you wish, sir.
608
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,870
Are you tired of
the same old Grand Canyon?
609
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,833
Here we are, kids, the Grand Canyon.
610
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:45,192
It's so old and boring.
I want a new one. Now!
611
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,436
Hello. I'm Tom Hanks.
612
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,835
The U.S. government
has lost its credibility...
613
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:51,632
...so it's borrowing some of mine.
614
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:53,159
Tousle my hair, Mr. Hanks.
615
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:55,237
Sure thing, son.
616
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:59,878
Now, I'm pleased to tell you all
about the New Grand Canyon.
617
00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:03,435
This weekend. East of Shelbyville
and south of Capitol City.
618
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:05,433
That's where Springfield is!
619
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:07,915
It's nowhere near where
anything is or ever was.
620
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:09,235
This is Tom Hanks, saying:
621
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:12,318
If you're going to pick a government
to trust, why not this one?
622
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:13,795
Did you see that?
623
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,594
Yes, they're going
to destroy Springfield.
624
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,472
But we're going to stop them.
625
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:21,353
Homie, get your clothes on. Homie?
626
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,755
I'm happy here. Screw Springfield!
627
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:28,072
I can't believe you'd say
something so selfish.
628
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:31,317
Marge, those people chased us
with pitchforks and torches.
629
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,795
Torches! At 4 in the afternoon!
630
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,673
- It was 7 at night.
- It was during Access Hollywood.
631
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:38,632
Which is on at 4 and 7.
632
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:42,511
Dad, how can you turn your back
on everyone who loved us?
633
00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:44,438
Flanders helped
when we were in trouble.
634
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,596
Who cares what he did?
He's not your father.
635
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:47,915
I wish he was.
636
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:50,031
You don't mean that.
You worship me.
637
00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:52,470
Oh, yeah?
Look what I did to your picture.
638
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:54,075
Look at it.
639
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:56,072
How-dilly-doo-dilly.
How-dilly-doo-dilly.
640
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:57,679
Why, you little...!
641
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:00,119
I'll strangle-angle you!
642
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:01,548
Diddily-diddily.
643
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:03,990
Bart, stop it! Leave this to me.
644
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:06,952
Homer...
645
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:10,870
...in every marriage,
you get one chance to say:
646
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:14,038
"I need you to do this with me."
647
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:18,989
That is the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.
648
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:20,315
Homer Simpson!
649
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:21,999
We're saving Springfield!
650
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,270
Listen to me, all of you.
We are staying.
651
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:25,959
We have a great life in Alaska...
652
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:29,277
...and we're never going
back to America again.
653
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:31,357
I have spoken!
654
00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:55,109
Well, I guess I've let her
worry about me long enough.
655
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:09,234
Marge? Kids?
656
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:23,837
Okay, here goes.
657
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:25,359
Homer...
658
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:27,437
...I've always stood up for you.
659
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:30,632
When people point out your flaws...
660
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:32,558
...I always say:
661
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:37,629
"Well, sometimes you have to
stand back to appreciate a work of art."
662
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:40,273
Way back.
663
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:43,597
Lately, what's keeping us together...
664
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:47,873
...is my ability to overlook
everything you do.
665
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:51,675
And I overlook these things
because...
666
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,194
Because?
667
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,230
Well, that's the thing.
668
00:52:56,440 --> 00:53:00,513
I just don't know how to finish
that sentence anymore.
669
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:04,909
So I'm leaving with the kids
to help Springfield...
670
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:07,634
...and we're never coming back.
671
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:14,115
And to prove to myself
that this is the end...
672
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:19,029
...I taped this over our wedding video.
673
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,316
Goodbye, Homie.
674
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:37,799
I love you.
675
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:43,555
Marge? Kids?
676
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:36,593
- So, Mom, what's our plan?
- What are you doing up there?
677
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:38,438
Looking through people's luggage.
678
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:41,438
I'm the mascot of an evil corporation.
679
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:44,996
Get down from there.
We have to keep a low profile...
680
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:49,113
...till we get to Seattle to tell the world
of the plot to destroy Springfield.
681
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:51,709
I don't know if you guys
should be talking so loud.
682
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:56,038
Oh, Lisa, it's not like the government
is listening to everybody's conversation.
683
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:06,270
Hi, I'm calling about
your Meat Lover's pizza.
684
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:09,472
I like meat, but I don't know
if I'm ready to love again.
685
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:12,797
- You hang up first.
- No, you hang up first.
686
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,274
Okay.
687
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:16,232
She hung up on me!
688
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:20,592
But we're fugitives. We should
just lay low till we get to Seattle.
689
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:22,592
Hey, everybody, I found one!
690
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:26,509
The government actually found
someone we're looking for!
691
00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:28,472
Yeah, baby, yeah!
692
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,354
Homer Simpson...
693
00:55:33,240 --> 00:55:34,958
...do you know why you are here?
694
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:38,914
Because my family cares more about
other people than they do about me.
695
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:41,395
Drink this liquid.
696
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:45,193
More, please.
697
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:47,951
Now we will cleanse your spirit...
698
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:51,232
...by the ancient Inuit art
of throat singing.
699
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,476
Throat singing?
700
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:05,113
How long are we doing this?
701
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:08,917
- Until you have an epiphany.
- Okay.
702
00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:13,229
What's an epiphany?
703
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:16,352
Sudden realization of great truth.
704
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:17,515
Okay.
705
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:34,916
Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig
706
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:38,351
Does whatever a Spider-Pig does
707
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:39,629
Look out!
708
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:43,868
He's a Spider-Pig
709
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,396
Unless you have an epiphany...
710
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:51,354
...you will spend the remainder
of your days alone.
711
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:54,548
Epiphany, epiphany, epiphany.
712
00:56:55,240 --> 00:56:58,550
Bananas are an excellent source
of potassium.
713
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:03,193
Americans will never embrace soccer?
714
00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:08,038
More than two shakes
and it's playing with yourself?
715
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:12,676
Hey, what are you doing?
716
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:20,676
Oh, do whatever you want to me.
I don't care about myself anymore.
717
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:24,675
Because...?
718
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:29,478
Because other people
are just as important as me.
719
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:33,799
Without them, I'm nothing.
720
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:38,751
In order to save myself...
721
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:41,394
...I have to save Springfield!
722
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:44,353
That's it! Isn't it?
723
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:59,238
That was the most
incredible experience of my life.
724
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:04,434
And now to find my family,
save my town and drop 10 pounds!
725
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:06,432
Thank you, boob lady.
726
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:16,832
This is it, kids. Seattle.
727
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:19,918
Russ Cargill! Do you think he saw us?
728
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:24,999
Yes, I did.
729
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:31,392
Run! Run!
730
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:33,552
Run! Run!
731
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:35,758
Run! Run!
732
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:38,317
Jump! Jump!
733
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:40,431
Land! Land!
734
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:42,757
Rest! Rest!
735
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:44,759
Run! Run!
736
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:49,311
Now, I know we've had a rough day...
737
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:52,353
...but I'm sure we can put all that
behind us and...
738
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:56,912
That's my whipping arm!
739
00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:03,435
Why does everything I whip leave me?
740
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:08,679
Must keep going. Must keep going.
741
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:12,668
No, I can't. I can't keep going.
742
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:14,871
Yes, you can.
743
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:16,798
No, I can't!
744
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:18,592
Oh, shut up!
745
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:20,313
You shut up.
746
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:22,272
No, you. No, you.
747
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:25,153
No, you. Oh, real mature.
748
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:27,555
How could you say that?
749
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:29,671
Oh, what's the point?
750
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:32,110
It's hopeless.
751
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:43,196
Don't give up, Homer.
You are closer than you think.
752
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:44,958
But which way do I go?
753
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:51,878
Much obliged.
754
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:07,676
Ten-hut!
755
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:14,790
Lisa! Knock off that racket.
756
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:15,955
Lisa!
757
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:21,635
They captured my family.
What do I do? What do I do?
758
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:30,273
There's something strange
about that "sop" sign.
759
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:49,716
- Did you hear something?
- Probably just a moth.
760
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:51,273
I hope it's okay.
761
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:17,870
Look, we can't keep stopping at
every "sop," "yeld" or "one vay" sign.
762
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:19,229
Just move on.
763
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:26,712
Let us out! Let us out!
764
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:28,990
Stop that.
You'll scratch your shackles.
765
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:31,156
I hope I do.
766
01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:40,272
Oh, way to go, Bart.
767
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:41,799
You stink.
768
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:45,595
No, you stink.
769
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:01,912
Springfield.
770
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:04,470
I can't believe it,
but it got even crappier.
771
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:10,119
Oh, man.
772
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:20,475
Oh, hi, Midge.
773
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:22,671
Moe, what happened?
774
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:27,158
With the town sealed off from the rest of
the world, things got a little nutty here.
775
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:28,679
Why are you dressed like that?
776
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:33,112
Well, I don't like to brag,
but I am now the emperor of Springfield.
777
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:34,594
No, you're not!
778
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:36,995
Yes, I am!
779
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:40,628
Okay. Hail, emperor.
780
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:42,796
Attention, Springfield.
781
01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:48,239
Your government realized that putting you
inside this dome was a terrible mistake.
782
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:51,637
Therefore, we're commencing with
Operation Soaring Eagle.
783
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:54,759
Which involves killing you all.
784
01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:06,468
As I speak, we're lowering a small
but powerful bomb into your midst.
785
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:18,908
Despite everything, I miss your father.
786
01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:20,712
Me too.
787
01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:23,480
His big, fat ass could shield us all.
788
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:28,835
Ten-hut!
789
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:33,710
At ease. I'm General Marriott Suites...
790
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:36,195
...and I have an urgent note
from the president.
791
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:38,675
It says to release
this town immediately.
792
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:40,394
Why is it written on a leaf?
793
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:02,875
Perfect.
794
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:09,995
Now Homer Simpson's gonna show
he has cojones!
795
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:28,677
Mom, I've gotta go find Colin.
796
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:32,953
Not now, sweetie.
Doomsday is family time.
797
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:42,037
Hey. If one of us distracts Cargill,
the rest of us can climb up that thing.
798
01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:45,869
Who'd be dumb enough to stay behind
while we escape with our lives?
799
01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:48,630
My time to shine.
800
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:52,232
Hey, Mr. Big TV Man, lookie here!
801
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:54,073
What do you want?
802
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:58,272
Look what I can do with my thumb.
803
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:00,951
You wanna know how I do it?
804
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:03,355
Four generations of inbreeding?
805
01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:19,958
I can smell fresh air.
806
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:22,836
I can hear birds.
807
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:25,235
I taste freedom.
808
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:27,476
Excuse me!
Watch out! Coming through!
809
01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:36,479
I was tricked by an idiot.
810
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:42,073
Hey, I know how you feel.
I was beat in tic-tac-toe by a chicken.
811
01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:43,679
Goodbye.
812
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:47,634
Homer do good?
813
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:52,750
Actually, you doomed us all. Again.
Nice knowing you, Homer.
814
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:54,279
But I...
815
01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:59,754
I can't do anything right.
816
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:04,710
Get out of here!
817
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:15,508
I've spent my entire life doing nothing
but collecting comic books.
818
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:18,280
And now there's only time to say:
819
01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:20,232
Life well spent!
820
01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:29,556
Okay, boys. When you meet Jesus,
be sure to call him Mr. Christ.
821
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:31,478
Will Buddha be there too?
822
01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:32,715
No.
823
01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:34,758
- Hey, Flanders.
- Bart.
824
01:06:35,040 --> 01:06:38,828
How good to see you.
And how terrible you're here.
825
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:40,678
Thanks.
826
01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:45,158
Listen. I was just wondering if...
827
01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:47,396
...before I died...
828
01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:51,309
...I could pretend I had a father who...
829
01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:52,873
...cared for me.
830
01:06:54,160 --> 01:06:55,639
Come here, son.
831
01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:58,991
There's always room for one more
in the Flanders clan.
832
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:06,751
Come on, bomb-disarming robot.
You're our last hope.
833
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:11,272
Red wire. Blue wire.
Black is usually the ground.
834
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:14,038
So much pressure.
835
01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:16,354
Pressure!
836
01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:23,192
He'd been talking about it,
but I didn't take him seriously.
837
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:30,155
Marge.
838
01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:32,510
Marge! Marge!
839
01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:35,517
Oh, no, the "epipha-tree"!
840
01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:39,349
Hey, I tried my best.
What am I supposed to do?
841
01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:43,677
But how am I
supposed to get up there?
842
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:51,080
Here. Buy yourself something nice.
843
01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:58,114
Homer? What the hell
are you doing now?
844
01:07:58,320 --> 01:08:00,072
Risking my life to save people I hate...
845
01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:02,794
...for reasons I don't quite understand.
Gotta go!
846
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:06,111
But first, one stop.
847
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:15,314
Bart? Son?
848
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:17,431
You think you could find it
in your heart...
849
01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:20,154
...to give your foolish old man
one more chance?
850
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:23,193
Oh, I don't know.
851
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:25,834
It seems to me, son,
that your father's saying that...
852
01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:29,157
...he wants to spend
his last minute with you.
853
01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:33,591
No. I can't do it.
854
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:37,788
I want a father who's the same
in the morning as he is at night.
855
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:39,228
What's that word?
856
01:08:39,440 --> 01:08:40,668
- Consistency.
- Consistency.
857
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:42,279
Thanks, losers.
858
01:08:42,480 --> 01:08:43,549
Sorry, Homer.
859
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:47,235
I'll let you hold the bomb.
860
01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:49,953
The man knows me.
861
01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:56,470
I wish Homer was my father.
862
01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:59,513
And I wish you didn't have
the devil's curly hair.
863
01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:12,035
I've been taking your crap all my life!
864
01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:17,956
This feels good. No wonder you do it.
865
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:24,912
Okay, you've only got one shot
to throw that bomb through the hole.
866
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:27,350
Dad, in case I miss...
867
01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:30,120
...I'm sorry I said I wished
you weren't my father.
868
01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:33,357
I don't blame you, son.
I wasn't much of a father.
869
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:36,120
Maybe it starts with the way
my dad raised me.
870
01:09:36,320 --> 01:09:40,518
Yes. It's clear to me. It's just been
one long, unbroken cycle of...
871
01:09:40,720 --> 01:09:43,280
Somebody throw the goddamn bomb!
872
01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:06,511
What? What's going on?
873
01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:31,268
We did it, boy!
874
01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:33,073
Dad?
875
01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:23,913
It's amazing no one was hurt.
876
01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:27,433
Bye, everybody.
877
01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:32,831
Now, that was
a great father-son activity.
878
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:35,235
Hello, Homer.
879
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:39,589
So we meet at last, whoever you are.
880
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:42,712
There's two things they don't teach you
at Harvard Business School.
881
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:45,514
How to cope with defeat,
and how to handle a shotgun.
882
01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:48,109
I'm going to do both right now.
883
01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:50,390
Wait! If you kill my dad...
884
01:11:50,600 --> 01:11:52,750
...you'll never know
where the treasure is buried.
885
01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:53,949
What treasure?
886
01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:56,873
The Treasure of Imawiener.
887
01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:58,115
I'm a wiener?
888
01:11:59,960 --> 01:12:00,915
Classic.
889
01:12:01,120 --> 01:12:03,190
Well, always leave them laughing.
890
01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:04,753
Goodbye, sir.
891
01:12:11,680 --> 01:12:16,231
Maggie! What a great little accident
you turned out to be.
892
01:12:19,080 --> 01:12:21,753
Colin? Colin!
893
01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:24,873
Lisa? Colin's dead.
894
01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:28,436
But his last words were:
895
01:12:28,640 --> 01:12:34,033
"Milhouse, take care of Lisa.
Hold her hand."
896
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:39,075
I got her all warmed up for you.
897
01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:41,475
Colin. Hi.
898
01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:43,716
- Hey, you wanna go...?
- Clean up the lake?
899
01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:46,480
Well, I was gonna say
get some ice cream, but okay.
900
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:49,118
I like ice cream.
901
01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:57,156
Kind of sweaty. Sorry.
902
01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:13,868
Boy! You survived! How?
903
01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:15,832
I did things no dog should do.
904
01:13:16,040 --> 01:13:17,917
They will haunt me forever.
905
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:19,475
I love you too.
906
01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:37,274
Best kiss of my life.
907
01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:40,119
Best kiss of your life so far.
908
01:13:57,920 --> 01:13:59,069
Steady.
909
01:13:59,920 --> 01:14:02,150
Steady.
910
01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:05,470
Steady.
911
01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:07,033
Dad?
912
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:09,592
Thanks, boy.
913
01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:12,155
Steady.
914
01:14:57,080 --> 01:14:59,878
They've taken everything, sir.
915
01:15:02,320 --> 01:15:05,915
Smithers, I don't believe in suicide...
916
01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:09,510
...but if you'd like to try it,
it might cheer me up to watch.
917
01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:43,914
This is Tom Hanks, saying:
918
01:15:44,120 --> 01:15:46,873
If you see me in person,
please, leave me be.
919
01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:03,029
Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig
920
01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:07,189
Does whatever a Spider-Pig does
921
01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:11,513
Can he swing from a web?
922
01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:14,871
No, he can't, he's a pig
923
01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:16,308
Look out!
924
01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:20,389
He is a Spider-Pig
925
01:16:23,080 --> 01:16:24,308
Look out!
926
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:28,513
He is a Spider-Pig
927
01:16:56,120 --> 01:16:59,908
Come on, Dad, let's go. I've been holding
it since they put the dome over the town.
928
01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:03,078
You can wait. A lot of people
worked really hard on this film...
929
01:17:03,280 --> 01:17:07,239
...and all they ask is for you
to memorize their names.
930
01:17:07,440 --> 01:17:09,749
Well, I wanna make sure
no animals were harmed...
931
01:17:09,960 --> 01:17:12,793
...during the filming of this movie.
932
01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:17,355
Okay.
933
01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:20,395
Floor popcorn.
934
01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:25,119
Wait, wait, wait! It looks like
Maggie has something to say.
935
01:17:25,320 --> 01:17:27,993
Oh, my God. Her first word.
936
01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:30,551
Sequel?
937
01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:03,551
Springfield doesn't have an anthem
938
01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:07,514
We thought we had one
But we don't
939
01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:11,395
We paid a short guy to write it
940
01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:15,229
But we never saw him again
941
01:21:15,440 --> 01:21:19,069
The tune we stole from the French
942
01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:22,511
There's a few things they do well
943
01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:26,599
Like making love, wine and cheese
944
01:21:26,800 --> 01:21:30,588
Like Roqueforts, Camemberts and Bries
945
01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:34,429
Springfield, we're going to die
946
01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:39,191
Springfield, I'm scared, goodbye
947
01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:50,993
Assistant manager
isn't all it's cracked up to be.
948
01:22:56,680 --> 01:23:00,036
Four years of film school for this?
August 23, 2008
Simpsons Movie, The
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